Okay I know y'all are thinking "God damn! Koori is a man-whore!" Well this story just came to me one day and I had to write it or else it would keep me up for many nights to come. In this story Koori and Hinata fall in love but it is how they fall in love that's special. See Hinata wants to get stronger so that she can impress Naruto so she talks to Koori to see if he will train her. Koori decides to do it but after a while he starts to fall for her hard. He tries to resist it but he eventually faces the facts that he's in love with her. Also Koori's sister and the rest of his family aren't dead so please don't get confused. So let's get on with my newest story, What Are the Odds? Enjoy!
It was a beautiful day in Konoha. Bright sunny day, not a cloud in the sky. Naruto and Koori were hanging out and they both decided to go to the hot springs. They even found Yamato there. They began to talk and relax and somehow the topic got changed to women.
"Hey Koori? You ever had a girlfriend?" Naruto asked.
"Nope" he replied.
"You should try to get one. Maybe Sakura-Chan could hook you up with somebody" Naruto said.
"I'll stick to being single for now Naruto" Koori said.
Just then they heard the sound of laughter from the women's side.
"I wonder what they're doing." Naruto asked.
"If you want I could go over there and look" Koori said.
"What? Are you crazy?! You would be killed." Naruto shouted.
"Care to wager on that" Koori said.
"Huh?" Naruto said.
"I bet I could go over there and not get a scratch on me" Koori said confidently.
"You're on. What's the wager?" Naruto asked.
"Loser has to buy lunch at Ichiraku" Koori told him.
"Deal" Naruto said.
Koori then got up, took a pinch of tobacco from his can of dip then jumped over the fence and gave a grand entrance.
"Ladies! Ladies! Ladies! The coolest motherfucker in Konoha is in the house!" Koori shouted.
The sound of fifty different women screaming at the top of their lungs erupted. Turns out that pretty much all of the kunoichi in the village decided to go the hot springs that day. Even Tsunade and Sakura and they were pissed to say the least.
"Koori" Sakura said with killer intent.
"We are gonna kill you for this!" Tsunade said.
"Bitch you can try" Koori said while spitting some tobacco on the ground.
"I'm warning you Koori" Tsunade said.
"Then what the fuck are you waiting for? Want some, come get some." Koori said.
Tsunade then rushed his about to punch him. When her fist was about to make contact, Koori grabbed it and completely froze it. Tsunade was shocked. She couldn't believe that he was able to block it. They just stood there for about a second.
"My turn" Koori said. He encased his right fist in ice and punched Tsunade in the face sending her flying across the bath and into a wall.
"Next" Koori said.
Sakura then ran up and started to throw a flurry of punches at him. He just dodged them, making her look foolish. He then grabbed her head and gave her one hell of a head butt. He broke her nose and while she was stunned he grabbed her by throat and lifted her up and began to punch her in the stomach over and over again. After he was done he threw her to the ground, knocking her out instantly.
"Who else wants some!" Koori shouted.
The rest of the women just looked at him with a terrified look. Hinata looked as if she was going to pass out.
"That's what I thought" Koori said calmly. He then jumped back over to the men's side.
"You owe me lunch" Koori said to Naruto who was speechless.
Well not that great of a start but keep with it and I promise it will get better. Please do not hate me for beating up Tsunade and Sakura. I don't hate them. Please read and review.