Pt. 1: Supah Powered Clone Foster Chicks
1996- government lab middle park county Colorado U.S.A
Towlie is wandering around because he escaped from drug rehab. He stumbles on a government laboratory. He walks through the door and starts messing around with the 1st thing his high ass notices, which would be some test tubes with strange neon colored liquids. He has no idea what is going on.
Since he was high, he was easily bored with mixing the pretty colors and eventually he just kind of wandered off.
His joint was almost used up, so as he was walking off he flicked it onto the ground into a small puddle of gasoline. The sparks from the still lit dub caught onto the gas and made a small fire.
Dr. Mephisto noticed this and tried to put out the flames. He grabbed Towlie and soaked him in a clear liquid that looked like water and tried to beat out the flames. unfortunately for Towlie, it was more gasoline and he lit on fire instantly, the flames also catching on the Dr.'s jacket sleeve.
In a panic, the Dr. stopped, dropped, and freaked the hell out while rolling around on the floor. His leg bumped another pot of gasoline, which spilled out onto the rapidly spreading fire.
The Dr. finally got the flames from him when he realized what was going on. The lab was on fire and he needed to save his most precious experiments! He grabbed Towlie, one of his most favorite experiments, and tried to shake the flames from him. While doing so, he knocked over the table containing the strange neon mixtures. The strange mixtures started glowing as they seeped through a crack on the floor, dripping slowly into a closet in the basement.
With the flames finally off the stoned towel, the Dr. rushed down to the basement to save some unborn fetus' he was working on for stem cell research. He let out a relieved sigh as he seen that the fire had not got this far.
He gathered the jars containing the unborn babies and put them all in the fire-proof closet. There was only enough room for the experiments, so the Dr. made a quick decision. He laid down Towlie on the floor of the closet, then placed the jars on top of him. The Dr. asked Towlie if he had any last words.
"Make sure you always have a spare towel! You never know when you might need a Mmmphhmppphmpphh-" the Dr. didn't have time to hear another word from our favorite stoner. He placed the last jar on Towlie's mouth and shut the door. He managed to climb out of one of the high up windows by standing on a chair on a table.
He didn't notice the strange colorful glowing occurring inside the closet as he made his escape. It would be five long days before the closet would be opened again. As the Dr. glanced inside, he noticed the 7 jars containing 7 babies completely unharmed.
The Dr. also noticed that each jar was glowing in neon colors. The first jar was green, the next blue, then orange, red, purple, yellow, and black. He takes the black jar off of Towlies mouth.
"Thank god you showed up because i'm on my last joint and I need to borrow some grass. I will pay you back on the second Tuesday of next week." The Dr. ignores Towiles ramblings and collects his jars to take to his other lab in South Park to do research on the unborn babies.