Detroit, Michigan...

Detroit was a bustling city by day and night.

The citizens were pretty disappointed when they found out the Red Wings failed to make the playoffs again,so they gave up.

However, the city was loaded with crime.

A thief on a motorcycle tried to evade the Detroit Police Department.

Knowing there was a tight stretch,he made a sudden turn into the alley.

The police went past the alley, thinking the thief kept going straight.

Meanwhile, the thief kept riding down the alley until his front wheel was hit by some sort of lazer.

He then laid unconscious after he hit the brick wall.

Superman and Green Lantern landed shortly.

"Ah-ha!" Said Superman. "That'll teach him!"

"Yeah. He should know. Jaywalking is a senseless crime." Green Lantern replied. "And it sure doesn't pay."

The Flash came out of nowhere, examining the body.

"Scum like you made me sick!" He said,spitting on the body.

Then the sewer cover rattled a bit, and Aquaman tumbled out.

"Hey, guys! I'm here!" Said Aquaman.

"Dang it!" Superman grumbled. "He's still alive? Somebody was supposed to take care of that!"

"Yeah, sorry I'm late." Aquaman told him. "I was at this sweet party and there were all these girls trying to talk to me, so that really helped me out."

"And by that, you mean the unemployment line was really long again?"

"Yes." Muttered Aquaman.

Flash just realzed something.

"Hang on a second, guys." He observed. "Where's Batman?"

Superman immedately knew what he was talking about.

"Ah-ha! I thought I sensed a lack of alcohol, unused anger and dreadfulness in the air. Where is Batman?" He asked.

As soon as he said it, Batman came staggering into the alley, his suit covered in blood.

"Don't worry, guys!" Batman panted. "I'm here now!"

"What took you so long?" Asked Wonder Woman, who had just landed.

"Well, I was driving here and then I must've fallen asleep or gotten drunk or committed arson or something and the next thing I knew the Batmobile was flipped upside down in the cornfields and I woke up in a pool of whiskey. And blood." Batman narrated.

Superman laughed. "Oh, Batman, you're so silly."

"No, seriously, I think I might be hurt. I've got my spine right here." Batman said, holding up a bone.

"Dang it, Batman!" Shouted Green Lantern. "YOU'RE FINE!"

Batman then collapsed.

The Justice League stared.

"Do you still think he's fine?" Asked Martian Manhunter, who had teleported there.

"Don't worry. He's just taking a nap." Superman replied. "Or worse..."