Blastitonn here.

I am making my first HTTYD fic.

I hope you like it. Though you probably won't.

I don't necessarily care though.

Plz, no flames.

My name is Hiccup. I'm kinda small and thin. Today is friday. My favorite day of the week. Usually. Today, I was going to have a test. A BIG test. Today was not going to be my favorite day.

I put on a green shirt, some brown pants and combed my messy red hair. I don't like, church-comb it. I just run a comb through my hair to make it less messy.

As I was running down the street to my school, I was ambushed by my cousin Scott, Who everyone calls Snoutlout. Noone knows why they call him that. I certainly don't know.

"Hey, buddy!" He said, as he pushed me down. "Whatcha doin'?" "Getting to school." I said simply. "We all don't have cars like you."

I quickly maneuvered away before he could make another response. "Thank god." I said under my breath.

As I ran to school, I bumped into my only friend Frank. Everybody else calls him Fishlegs, because of the time he tripped and got stuck in a fishing net, but I still call him Frank.

"Hey Hiccup!" He said. "Oh, hi, Frank!" was my reply. "Did Snotlout ambush you?" He asked me, seeing the minor look of pain on my face. "Yeah," I said."But in the adrenaline of the jewel heist, the theif forgot the jewels. Heh."

"Good one, Gallade." Was his humored reply to my joke. "Thanks, Snorelax."

My blonde buddy laughed at my Pokemon reference. We were both HUGE Pokemon nerds. Sometimes we referred to eachother by the name of a pokemon that had a similar bodyshape.

"Hey, Frank?" I questioned "You think I have a shot with Astrid?" "Ah, so the gallade is staring at the gardevoir, eh?" He responded. "Nah, you don't have a chance. She's level 94. You, however, are level 3. You were attained with a hacking device."

"Really?"

"Uh, yeah."

"Damn..."

After acing yet another test, and sitting through another grueling day, he was ready to go home and take a walk through the forest.

As he was walking through the forest, he noticed something odd. He pulled out the map he drew and marked it down. Good reference. It was a cove. It had some rocks that fit together in a cave, a pond, and a few trees.

This'll be my secret place, I decided. I won't let anyone else know about it.

After "Hanging" in the cove a few hours, It was starting to get dark. I needed to get home.

When I got home, a few minuites later, I discovered my dad, a town councilman, and probably STRONGEST FRIGGIN' MAN IN THE TOWN OF BERK, was already home. Wasn't he on a buisness trip? I thought to myself.

SO? Good start? I'm not posting the next chapter until I have a review.

Hiccup: Why not? I say post all your chapters now!

NO! Bad Human! BAD! I need a first national bank of chapters I can upload if I get writers block, and if I just start updating all willy-nilly, I won't have a consistent updating skedge.

Hiccup: What the hell is a skedge?

I... Have no idea. R&R! Please?