I only own my OCs.

Guard duty

"Is that a kid?" a guard asked.

"With a cow?" the other finished.

Indeed it was. A girl, no older than 13 was strolling through the high security section of Central prison.

Leading a light brown milk cow on a rope.

The guards glanced at each other

"You follow them, I'll get.." guard #2 trailed off as said kid casually walked right through the wall - the two foot thick steel wall- cow and all.

Both guards stared, gaping in disbelief for around four minutes until the kid skipped back through and turned the corner she came from. Minus the cow.

"...Steve?" guard #1 asked hesitantly. "Shouldn't we, call for back-up...or something..?"

"No." Steve said firmly "No Phil do you know how we'd look? It's bad enough to say a cow (or kid) wondered in..somehow. If we told them they went through a solid wall, the first thing they'd do is get the straitjackets. Not to mention how it would look on our records..." he added as an afterthought. "We'll sneak it out tonight. I have a friend working the night-shift, he won't ask questions."

Silence

"Wheres that lead to anyway?" Steve asked staring at the wall thoughtfully. A slow grin spread on Phil's mouth.

"Former major Solf Kimblee's cell if I remember correctly." the grin's twin appeared on Steve's face.

"When was that inspection scheduled again?" he asked evilly.

"Not for another week." Phil grinned looking smug.

"Crap, I forgot." Steve face-palmed "My buddy switched shifts with Todd for tonight! You know how he is after a few drinks, can't keep his mouth shut."

"Ya!" Phil caught on "And Mark doesn't get night-shift again 'tell Tuesday." There was a muffled SPLAT! and they stopped to listen to the yells and curses that followed,

"Moo.."

"Know where we can get some hay?" Phil asked slyly.

AN: Like I said in the summery (unless I changed it..) the guards are the ones from the first episode of Brotherhood. (The little girl was my Harry Potter OC. Miette or Cotton. whatever.) And ya I did the number a little weird, its the second guard that talked I called #2. Thinking of continuing this later, but don't count on it. (I'm putting a notice up on my profile if your interested)

I actually had a bad experience with cows. ...I think. All I remember is I went into a barn with cows in, and came out crying and being cleaned up. (I was little) And I can't remember anything in between!

O.O What happened?

...review?