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NorwayCat
Norway was doing his favorite thing, lying in the sun, sleeping and enjoying the quiet. The human had left a few hours, doing whatever those human things that he did. Leaving Norway alone in the warm sun without any disturbances.
Despite how quiet it was, Norway still wasn't going to drop his guard. He heard stories about how the cat next door, Finland, would get so relaxed he wouldn't hear his human scoop him up and hug him. Norway wasn't about to let that happen to him.
His ear twitched.
The human was home. And he was being quiet. Very unusual for him considering he would normally throw open the door, kick off his shoes and start calling for Norway. Not that Norway ever came anyway.
This time, this time the human was… sneaking. Norway's ears twitched again. He was sure the human was about to come up behind him to the left, like he always did. Norway was about to make a run for it when a large hand came down on his neck, "Mrow!" Norway griped as he found himself swept up in the human's arms.
His human smiled as he adjusted his hold, "Ha! Out smarted ya didn't I?" the human mused as he continued to haul Norway out of the bed room and unfortunately Norway's sun spot.
As he was walking, the human's clumsy hands let Norway's back side slip out of his arms. Using this as an opportunity, Norway let the rest of himself slip down as he wiggled out of the hold. Once he hit the floor, Norway quickly ran a few feet away, enough that his human couldn't quite reach him. Flicking his tail, Norway marched out of the room and into a different spot, somewhere the human couldn't get to him.
Once he found a new quiet spot, Norway went about cleaning his messed up fur the human had caused. From now on, I'll ignore him. He comes near me, I'm leaving. Norway thought.
After hours of making sure every piece of fur was in the proper place, he wandered back to his sleeping spot in the bed room. To his annoyance, his human was already laying on the bed, right where he liked to sleep. Stupid human…
Norway sat on the floor for some time, eyeing the human as he sat up reading some fairy tale, a grin on his face but paying no attention to Norway. When the human finally put the book down and scooted down into the blankets after turning off the light, Norway waited for a moment.
When he was absolutely sure the human wasn't moving, he quietly jumped up on the bed and looked around. Once he was satisfied with what he saw, Norway leaned against the human's ribcage and lay down. He was in the process of washing behind his ears again, when the hand came down and lightly scratched behind Norway's ear for a bit.
Leaning into the hand just slightly, he heard his human sigh before drifting into sleep. I'll ignore him… Norway thought, Starting tomorrow.
Hopefully you can figure out who Norway's human is~
And I know this is close to my RomanoCat. But I did write this one first. I just liked the other one better.