Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS or it's character.
Summery: What happens when Tony finds Kate, real drunk at a club. Well he looks after her of course. Kate assumes she slept with Tony. And Tony plays along with it, they act as a couple, but what happens when Kate finds out they didn't sleep with each other. Boy oh boy is she mad and she shows it.
Pairing: Tate
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Tony and his friend Mitch were at Club R, a popular local club. Tony headed over to the bar while his friend went looking for a score, he was worse then Tony in that sense.
A while later Tony was chatting up a pretty brunette at the bar, until off course his friend Mitch found him. Stupid Mitch five more minutes and Tony could have got her number. "I found a hot blonde chick and she invited us up to her room, come on Tony or she'll find someone else."
But Tony wasn't listening he was to busy watching the pole dancers do some pretty hot stuff. All the women were wearing blue sequined bikinis, well all but two. The other two were wearing partying clothes. Mitch dragged Tony closer to the stage so they could get a better look, but by the time they got there all the dancers were gone. So they got a jug of beer and sat at a table.
Before Tony new what happened he had a woman on his lap wearing only a pair of brown pants, lacy red bra, some high heals and a maroon jumper around her waist. Her brown hair was in his face, he brushed it out of the way revealing the one and only Caitlin Todd. "Kate! What are you doing here? … Never mind come on, put your clothes on," Tony said demandingly to the rather wasted Special Agent. "We no go," replied Kate with a drunken smile on her face. Tony had never seen Kate like this sure he had seen her a bit tipsy a few times but never to this extent.
Before long Tony wound up at his place tucking in Kate and Abby. As it turned out Abby decided to take Kate and have a girl's night out, while forgetting to have a sober designated driver. Lucky for them Tony rescued them; they could have easily been taken advantage of. Tony simple took them home changed them in to some of his spare tank tops and boxers then put them into bed. They were asleep before their heads hit the pillows.
Tony wasn't the slightest bit tired so he sat in an imported Italian made leather armchair and watched over the two women peaceful sleeping in his bed. Kate was silent while Abby was mumbling something; Tony caught a few random words like naked, lion, gift shop, panda bear and kiosk none of which made much sense.
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Get it Abby was dreaming about Tony being naked in the zoo (twilight).
Next chapter Kate sleep talks about Tony….