DISCLAIMER: I don't own MASH or House. Never have. Never will.

I was challenged by a friend on Live Journal to write House/Frank. Yes, House/Frank. This was the first idea I came up with. Kinda cheating ;-) Anyway, please R and R just for kicks.


House was so close; he could feel his orgasm building, threatening to bring him over the edge.

He glanced at the TV, at Frank and his strokes sped up. Since he was a teenager, House had gotten off on watching Major Burns on screen. His whiney voice, his blue eyes, his oddly stimulating body.

House couldn't hold on much longer. He paused the DVD on Frank's bemused expression and put all his attention to the task at hand.

One stroke, two…on the third House moaned and came into his hand, body shuddering from the force.

House relaxed into his couch and pressed 'play' on the remote. Frank came to life once more and for the duration the episode House had a smug, sleepy grin on his face.

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Until next time, Abyssinia,

Lucy