Hey, it's Fallon-SkyBird! We had to rewrite the three little pigs in English class today on how we remembered it... I had so much fun. I know it sucks but, it was written in close to 10 minutes. Expect more in this series of spoofs on modern day children's stories.
Death Note: Children's Tales Gone Wrong
The Three Little Kira's
Once upon a time, as all good stories should start, there were three little Kira's destined to serve, or be the god's of the new world named Mikami, Light, and Misa. One day, these little Kira's decided to go out and get there own houses.
The first little Kira, Mikami, decided to make his house out of ball-point pens. Then one day, this awesome-awkward-sweet- loving detective by the name of L came to his door and said "Mikami, Mikami, let me in, I suspect you are Kira… oh… and I want some sweets."
"No!" Mikami yelled out the door "I NEED TO SHAVE SO I DON'T LOOK STUBBLY FOR GOD! AGH!" the awesome-awkward-sweet- loving detective stood there for about ten minutes waiting for the door to open. He got tired of waiting though, so using his capoeira-ninja-skills, he tried to kick in the door, but the entire house collapsed from his powerful blow.
He looked down at the rubble for a moment, and saw Mikami's mangled corpse: Skewered with fountain pens, covered in ink. L looked around, but was peeved when he realized any sweets there were no longer edible. He angrily stomped off to go the second little Kira's house.
"Light!" he yelled, pounding on the wall made of black note books "Let me in! I'm dying of sugar withdrawal!" I already felt my hands shaking "Oh! And BTW, I'm pretty sure you are Kira, just saying."
But there was no response; all L heard was the sound of dramatic scribbling on paper, and the sound of insanely evil laughter. L's stomach growled so he knocked on the door again "LET ME IN OR THE HOUSE IS GOING DOWN!"
There was sudden screaming "NO! NOOOO!" it went silent as a dull thud sounded out. I proceeded to rip open the door only to see Light laying there dead with a black notebook in one hand, and a cupcake in the other.
L leaned down sadly "Oh no…" he crouched over Light's dead figure, and checked his pulse: He was dead. L paused and looked around "Such a waster," L said lifting the cupcake from L's dead hands. What? What would the dead kid do with it?
After finishing the cupcake, and going through bags of dramatic potato chips with mini TV's in them, and crates full of apples, L left for the third little pigs house.
Being the laziest pig, Misa hired a contractor to build the house for her. L came knocking at the door "Misa? Misa Amane! Let me in, it's Ryuzaki!" the only response was a painfilled scream from the other side of the house, and the sound of a back napping. What ever. L opened to door and went to the fridge to eat EVERYTHING. The end. :D
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