This is going to be a three part story. Hope you guys enjoy!
Juandissimo shifted uncomfortably in his seat. Blonda was running late, as usual. She was always late and it drove him crazy. He hated waiting, but he would wait for her for the rest of eternity, if he had to. Because he loved her.
Love! He smiled at the word. Love was the reason he was sitting in this fancy restaurant. Sure, he'd felt love before. But never this kind of love. He once thought he was in love with his high school girlfriend, Wanda.
Wanda brought hope into the Latino's life, when he thought life was hopeless. She opened his eyes to a world of kindness and compassion. He fell in love with what she offered. It wasn't until over 10,000 years later that he realized the truth of his feelings for the pink haired fairy.
After he started dating Blonda, he felt a love that he never felt for anyone else. It was a love that made him feel whole. He felt his life would be incomplete without her by his side. He felt as though he would literally die without her. He felt true love.
His thoughts were interrupted by the clicking of heels on the granite floor. He looked up and saw her, the beautiful blonde goddess wearing a strapless, sparkling red dress and black stiletto heels. Her blonde swirly hair was in loose curls down her back.
Juandissimo stumbles slightly as he stood up to pull her chair out for her.
"Hola, mi amor." He said, kissing her cheek
"Hi! Sorry I'm late. The taping for the next episode of All My Biceps tan longer than I thought." She said as she took her napkin and placed it elegantly in her lap.
"Esta bien!" He exclaimed sitting back in his chair.
A waiter came by with a silver tray.
"Care for some wine?" He asked
"Yes! Leave the bottle!" Blonda stated, looking over the menu.
"Yes madam." The waiter set the bottle down on their table.
Juandissimo poured the wine into Blonda's glass, making it overflow as he stared at her.
"What?" She asked, eyeing him suspiciously.
"Oh um nothing..." Juandissimo quickly put the bottle down and snapped his finger for the waiter.
"Yes sir?"
"Can we get some extra napkins please?" He asked
"Of course, sir." The waiter poofed up extra napkins and cleaned the spilled wine.
"Are you ready to order?" He asked the two fairies sitting at the table.
"I'll have the kale salad." Blonda said, handing her menu to the waiter
"I'll have the same" Jundissimo said.
"Very well." The waiter bowed before leaving.
The two fairies ate in silence. Blonda noticed her boyfriend was acting weird and she was trying to figure out why. She eyed him as they ate, observing his every move.
Juandissimo was deep in thought. What if she said no? What if she said yes? What if he wasn't a good husband? What if...?
"Is something wrong, Juandissimo?" Blonda finally asked.
The Latino snapped his head up.
"Oh erm. No?" It came out as a question.
"Are you hiding something from me?" She asked suspiciously.
Leave it to Blonda to notice the smallest things. Nothing got past her.
"Blonda," Juandissimo began as he got out of his chair to stand next to her. "We've been together now for quite some time..." he trailed off nervously
"Yeah?" She encouraged him to go on
"Well, I was kind of... sort of... wondering..."
Ugh! What was wrong with him? He was never nervous like this. He was always so smooth and suave. But tonight he was clumsy and illiterate. Much like Cosmo. Hmm.. maybe this was why Cosmo is the way he is. Maybe Wanda makes him this way. He snorted at the notion.
"Juandisismo, what's going on?" Blonda demanded impatiently crossing her arms over her chest.
The Latino took a deep calming breath and closed his eyes. Here goes nothing!
He got down on one knee and Blonda gasped.
"Blonda, will you-"
"YES!" She yelled and threw herself at him and they both crashed to the floor.
Juandissimo quickly stood up and helped Blonda. He poofed up the small velvet box and opened it, placing the goddy diamond ring on Blonda's finger. The diamond was huge, much to Blonda's flashy taste!
"I love it!" She exclaimed throwing herself into him again.
"I love you!" Juandissimo said
"I love you too!"
They shared a kiss and the entire restaurant applauded.
