This the product of pure boredom and writers block :P

Sakura was Syaoran in the park for a picnic…

" HI!" Syaoran screamed.

" Um…hello.." she replied.

" I GOT BORED, SO I DRANK LIKE FIVE LITERS OF POP! I also drank this energy drink…then..I mixed the two together, and it was SWEET!" Syaoran called, running around like a headless chicken," WEEEEE!"

" Syaoran-?"

" What's wrong? Whatever could be wrong? Are you sad? Have I angered you? WHAT'S GOING ON?!?" He interrupted.

" I…smell…CAKE!" Kero called.

" Oh, yeah..I ate half of that, too….drinking energy drinks sure works up an appetite…." He said, bouncing off the trees. Literally.

" Um….." Sakura began.

" Why are you so quiet? You're never so quiet? Are you ill? Are you hurt?" He called, and did a flip in the air.

" I'm fine…but you're..not. I think you're the one who's ill…mentally, "she replied," Don't worry, we'll get you help."

" I NEED NO HELP, WOMAN! GOD!" he replied, drawing his sword," LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!" he said hitting random things with it.

" Oh my..now hand over the sword before anyone gets hurt…"

Kero, meanwhile, was stealing various objects from the picnic baskets of others…and found himself some brandy.

"OOOOH! LOOK AT THIS!" He said gulping it down greedily," HICCUP! Hey, look, the birds are migrating to the lava…" he mumbled.

" Kero…are you drunk again?" Sakura asked.

" No.." Kero replied, flying clumsily around, and bumping into Syaoran," HEY WATCH IT KID!"

" WHO YOU CALLIN' KID, PLUSH TOY?"
" YOU WANNA GO? I CAN EASILY TAKE YOU IN MY TRUE FORM!

" BREAK IT UP!" Sakura called," Will you ever stop bickering?"

" No," they replied in unision.

Kero went and got himself some cake at that, and Syaoran began attempting to climb…more like falling out of them.

" OW! THAT HURT! OW! THAT HURT MORE!" his voice came from the trees.

" Syaoran, don't make me get Wei.." Sakura said, rather disturbed by the sight, as she cut herself some cake.

" THIS IS GOOD!" Kero said, jumping into what was left of the cake.

" Kero, don't make a mess…SYAORAN! LEAVE THOSE SQUIRRELS ALONE!"

" Aw…they about to teach me how to contact the extra-terrestrials.." Syaoran replied.

" They can do that later…" she mumbled.

" Fine.." Syaoran said, jumping down and doing a cartwheel. Then sitting, but shaking as if he couldn't sit so still.

" I'm bored.." he said, getting his sword and randomly whacking things again..

One of those things, accidentally ended up being Sakura's head.

" Oooooops," he called.

" Sakura's dead? Can I have her cake then?" Kero called.

And Sakura's spirit only thought this: This is why I should never have let him get here early…