Disclaimer: I don not own Gundam Wing or anything associated with it This story will contain yaoi, drug use and whatever else I might fancy at the moment

Authors notes: This is my first ever story and I'm really looking forward to reviews. If you like it, let me know and I'll start working on the next chapter, if not let my know why and I'll try to work on that. Please review either way though.

My friends and I are a strange bunch, I mean how many teens do you know that are the very focus of a huge war. But there's more to us than most people even realize, for example I smoke. Bet you didn't know that huh? But if you were me wouldn't you do something to relieve the stress? I mean come on I'd like to see you slaughter hundreds of people and see what you do. Anyways, we all have our little forms of escape from reality, all different. Heero would never do anything to his body to damage it, ah but to help increase his performance that's a different story. His item of choice of coarse is steroids, luckily he only takes enough to help increase his already impressive strength. Quatre being the touchy feely type chooses ecstasy and is quite amusing to be around when he's on it. Trowa likes to smoke like me, although according to Quatre he looks "incredibly sexy, I mean the way he holds it in his mouth touching his soft lips and then takes it gently between his long slender fingers and then blows the smoke out with that lusty exhale." Of course he told me this when he was drunk one day and when he remembered about it the next day he swore he would go zero on me if I ever told anyone. But back to what I was saying, Wufei is by far the one I least expected to do any drugs, but he surprised me the most. Apparently he enjoys "supplementing the meditation experience" which in plain English means opium and lsd depending on the mood. It's really interesting to see him sitting there to spaced out to realize I'm there let alone threaten to kill me like he usually does. But this wasn't supposed to be the purpose of my late night insomnia induced thoughts. Back to what I was supposed to be thinking about.. Heerro and Wufei. Now, I love all the pilots, but there's just something special about those two. I know, you're thinking "Heero the perfect soldier that's perfectly emotionless and the justice freak?" Yeah, yeah, I know but I can't help how I feel and believe me I've tried. I just don't know what to do, neither one of them ever notice me so what's the point? I've got to do something, at least find out if I have a chance with either one of them, I wouldn't be me if I didn't try. Oooh or better yet, maybe I can get both of them, but now I'm just getting ahead of myself. I've got to come up with a way to get at least one of them to notice me. I think I'll have to start deploying my considerable charms to catch their eyes and see where it goes from there. Capture one or both Gundam pilot's hearts - mission accepted. Heero's not the only one who can complete impossible missions. Decided on starting the following morning Duo was finally able to fall asleep.
The next morning Duo woke up earlier than usual, which says a lot considering he's usually the last one up. He jumped in the shower planning out what he would be able to do that would drive the other two pilots insane with lust. After cleaning and re-braiding his long chestnut colored mop of hair he put on some clean clothes (baggy low-hung jeans and tight black shirt). He then made his way to the kitchen for some breakfast. Noticing Heero and Wufei sitting at the table already working on their own breakfasts Duo decided to start the games and grabbed a cup of strawberry yogurt and a spoon. That done he sat down at the table across from the two and made a great show of licking the lid of the yogurt with a façade of contemplation firmly in place upon his face while carefully watching the other two pilots out of the corners of his eyes. Heero didn't even seem to notice him, big surprise there, but Wufei seemed to be sneaking glances at him every few seconds when he didn't think that Duo was looking. Duo managed to contain his smirk as he realized at least half of his planned conquest might be easier than he expected to win over. Thus breakfast continued until everyone had finished, Wufei taking longer than usual with his. Afterwards Duo asked what was planned for the day and was informed that Heero would be going on a mission and wouldn't return for approximately 1-2 weeks and Wufei wanted to go practice in the dojo. Duo would have leapt for joy at the absolutely perfect situation, but managed to contain himself wishing Heero luck as he walked out of the kitchen and asking Wufei if he wanted to spar. Wufei seemed to hesitate momentarily but then agreed readily enough. Duo, with his usual jokers face on, proceeded to snatch Wufei's hairtie out and ran towards the dojo yelling "race you" at the top of his lungs. Wufei went barreling after him and only managed to just catch the tip of his braid as he ran out of his reach pulling Duo's own hairtie with him. The resulting affect was amazing, the long braid unraveled and the chestnut main glistened like gold in the early morning sun. Wufei stopped abruptly and stared in awe. Duo realized he was no longer being chased and turned to find out why and startled to find an awestruck Wufei staring unblinkingly at him. Unbeknownst to him, the picture he created with his hair flowing around his body, framing his heart- shaped face and accenting his elfish features was beautiful. Duo finally realized what was up and smirked thinking to himself that this was definitely going to be much easier than he had anticipated.
"Are you coming Wufei?" he asked innocently at the still staring Chinese youth. Wufei blinked a few times and was finally able to pull himself together mumbling quietly "I'm sorry, but I've never seen your hair down before"
"It's ok, I'll just have to remember to do it more often, it seems to keep you from trying to kill me." The rest of the day went pretty much the same way with Duo never re- braiding his hair and "innocently" flirting with the Chinese boy. By the end of the day Wufei was in quite a state and the other occupants of the safe-house were quite amused to see the play unfolding before them. Duo went to bed with a large genuine smile plastered across his face contemplating how to continue his torture of the other boy tomorrow.