Just a cute, little one shot for you readers out there to enjoy~!
With that said, enjoy~!
Alvida walked around, her whole body was tensed up as the annoying pest known as Buggy kept following behind her and babbled on about nothing. No that was it! Absolutely nothing of importance! He just kept going on and on about nothing! And not even once did the conversation steer in the way of anything having to do with pirates or treasure!
Buggy stopped talking to take a vent and went onto a completely different conversation. It really didn't even surprise her at this point that this one was just as stupid as the last. She swore that Buggy was starting to sound like a teenage girl, but not even they talked this much!
Alvida felt like smacking Buggy against the head with her mace and yelling at him to shut the bloody hell up already! But this son of a clown bitch seemed like he was never going to shut up in his whole entire life!
"Unless…" Alvida inwardly smirked. "I put him out of his misery right here, right now…" Alvida then sighed and shook her head, she couldn't kill Buggy. Well not while they're around his damn crew anyway…
Alvida walked onto the main deck were the majority of the crew was at the time being. Cabaji and Mohji instantly took notice of their captain walking behind Alvida and smirked when they saw that she was being pestered by him. Better her then them, they thought. The rest of the crew was talking quietly to one other but stopped when they noticed who had come up.
Cabaji's smirk grew and Mohji gave a small chuckle when the two pasted by them. Alvida gently rested her hands on the ship's handrail and tried to distract herself from the clown.
"And these kinds people never ever- and I mean ever- realizes these kinds of things, ya know, ya know, yeah so…. And see you obviously know what I am talkin' about 'cause you've been through the same thing. Okay so back to what I was saying, it all started when this…." Alvida started trying to block out Buggy and she growled when she realized that she really couldn't.
Even when she started growling like she was going to rip out his eyes, Buggy didn't stop talking. Other crew members froze and looked towards Alvida, they could tell that she was gonna try and kill 'em.
Alvida stopped growling and shook her head again; Buggy was still talking about something that she really couldn't give two shits about. Alvida tensed her whole body again and realized that at this point she'd had enough; she lifted her hand and smacked Buggy upside the head.
Buggy fell to the ground with a loud thump. Of course, the damn son of a clown bitch didn't stop talking a mile a minute! Alvida forced herself to take in a deep breath and started to feel like sitting down on the ground and crying. No. She'd been through hell to get this far in life, so there was no reason that a talking clown would stop her now!
The next half hour for the rest of the crew was spent fishing their captain out of the sea and reviving him. Cabaji and Mohji shaking life back into Buggy while sporting matching black eyes for laughing earlier was a sight to behold as well. Alvida watched from the upper deck with a smile thanks to the newfound peace; she figured that he couldn't talk if he couldn't breathe. At least things worked out for her.
The End!