Disclaimer: I don't own anything, not even the idea for the gun. Though I want to build one someday.

"Run! Run! Run away you peons! Fear my power!"

The sounds of screams and destruction could be heard following that loud exclamation. Although chaos and panic were normal things at Castle Oblivion, sounds of this nature could even catch the most jaded of attentions. Besides, Axel could have sworn he'd heard Zexion scream, which he'd have to be teased about later. It sounded so girly.

With a raised eyebrow, Axel gestured towards the door and Roxas nodded. Opening the door, the two looked out curiously. And what they saw, well… Again, panic and chaos were normal at Castle Oblivion, but not to this scale. At least, not without large amounts of alcohol present.

"HOLY FUCK!" Roxas could only stare wide-eyed at the scene, but luckily Axel wasn't so immobilized. Shoving Roxas backwards, the redhead slammed the door shut and quickly locked it. It took a moment before the silence was broken.

"Well, I don't think Xigbar will ever be the same again," Axel commented lightly. Roxas just rolled his eyes and glared at his friend as he stood up.

"Who's idea was it to give Larxene the instructions to build a tampon gun again?"

Yes, there is such a thing as a tampon gun. Just google it and see. Oh, and a point someone made out to me. The tampons in the gun are supposed to be clean ones, but well, this is Larxene we're talking about people. So who knows?