Chapter 1:
What did they do today...?

"Oh Ferb, your back," Phineas said, as Ferb opened the back gate and approached him, "I can't wait for you to hear what we did today. But first I need to hear what happened in your summer school class. I have a lot of questions and I am VERY talkative right now. So, how'd it go?"
Ferb just simply blinked twice.
"Sweet! That was your last day, right?" Phineas asked. Ferb nodded. "Yes! We can start on our project. What do you want to do today?"
"Hey Phineas," said a girls voice, "Whatchya doooooooin'?" She asked. It was Isabella Garcia-Shapiro.
"Well, at the moment, we are trying to figure out what we are gonna do tomorrow. This leads me to another question. What was your grade, Ferb?" Phineas replied
"I do not know." Ferb said.
"That's it! Ferb I know what were gonna do tomorrow. Hey where's Perry?"

Perry was on the other side of the yard. He put on his Fedora, clicked a button on his little remote, then shot himself threw a pipe.
"Agent P. Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been caught stealing all the Little Mermaid movies from the stores." Major Monogram said, "We still haven't come up with anything he might be doing
bu-"
"Maybe," said Monogram partner, Carl, "he's trying to-"
"Like I said," Monogram cut Carl off, "we do not know what he is doing. Your mission is to stop him. Good luck, Agent P."
"Perry the Platypus. You have finally arrived." Dr. Doofenshmirtz said. He was Perry's arch nemesis. He pressed a green square button on his remote. The TV turned on and The Little Mermaid started playing. Dr. Doofenshmirtz chuckled out of embarrassment, "it's not what it looks like Perry the platypus. Anyway, on with trap." Dr. Doofenshmirtz clapped two times. Five arms came out of the walls. They grabbed Parry's two arms, two legs, and his beaver tail.

"So Ferb, you wanna know what we did today?" Asked Phineas.
Ferb nodded.
"Well, since you weren't here we all went to my room and listened to the Beatles all day. It was the worst day EVER!"
"What songs did you listen to?" Asked Ferb?
"Love me do, Please Please me, Eight day a week, I wanna hold your hand, She loves you and stuff like that." Phineas replied.

Ferb put two thumbs up, as if to say, "Cool."

Back at Doofenshmirtz's, Perry was struggling to get out of the trap. Doofenshmirtz laughed at Perry. As he was laughing, though, a fly flew in his mouth. *cough* *cough*. Doofenshmirtz accidentally pressed clapped his throat three times. It was just loud enough that it made the arms go back where they came from. Doofenshmirtz had finally stopped coughing. One second after he stopped coughing Perry punched him in the nose. There was still no machine though. Perry looked every wear for Doof's inator. It was nowhere to be seen. Doofenshmirtz said, "Perry, earlier I made a Mermaid-Inator. But then I thought it was a stupid idea so I just, you know, hit the-the self destruct button. Sorry Perry. I should have waited for you. Well off you go. Perry left, with a sad expression on his face.

"I can't believe he actually fell for that. Anyway, Norm, get the Inator out," Doofenshmirtz said, "and I still have to get this out of my system. Behold, the Mermaid-inator."