Disclaimer, I own nothing but the plot (or lack thereof), afew of the teachers, and the clothes on my back (barely own these).
Okay the first chapters are bad, I know. A couple people say it gets better. I plan to rewrite all this once I finish.
August 25 - Friday - First Day of School
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After causing both Mystique and Magneto to run off screaming for their mommies (Wanda regained her memories), the Brotherhood hadn't paid much attention to the goings on of the world until they received letters, telling them what their classes would be at Bayville High. The Brotherhood spent several hours of one Friday "liberating" (depending on your moral compass) school supplies.
"'orning" A very tired Fred muttered before shoving an entire box of cereal down his throat.
"Why are we going to school, yo" an annoyingly awake Todd asked as he cornered his breakfast.
"Because we have for some strange reason been invited back. Mag-nuts probably got that done before he went to a happy place." Lance replied.
"I've never been to school before, maybe I should bring some voodoo dolls? Just in case." Wanda walked into the crowded kitchen.
"And" Lance added in a whisper, "I don't want to say no to driving Wanda there."
And like that the slightly insane Brotherhood entered a school populated with mutant haters.
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Pietro and Todd's First Period Ethics Class, Mr Lowe's
Upon entering the class a small chill went down the spin of the teacher. The teacher like all teacher has an intuition. This gut feeling allows teachers to take one look at a student and know how hard it would be to teach said student. The teacher literally shook when he looked at Todd. When he looked at Pietro wearing glasses, he nearly had a seizure. The only other student that trip his Teacher Sense™ was a student wearing a letter jacket, a student who he was sure had been a senor last year, Duncan.
Resigning himself to another year of hell the teacher began to teach after handing out the standard stuff that needed to be filled out because the records of students names, SSN, and birthday seemed to vanish over the summer. The first thing he began with was a lecture on property, It was five minutes into the lecture that he noticed Pietro struggling to see through thick glass.
"Mister..." Mr. Lowe the teach glanced at this seating chart, "Maximoff, is something wrong"
"Yeah, how does that geek see through these things?" Pietro answered.
"Are you saying you stole those?" Mr. Lowe gasped.
"Yeah, why?" Pietro had a confused look on his face.
Mr. Lowe looked at the other students and he saw Todd messing with his gold watch. "My watch!" reaching the grab his families' prized heirloom he noticed that Duncan was copying answers from his stolen teaching book. "My book! All three of you detention!" The class went down hill from there.
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Wanda's First Period US History Class, Coach Carpenter's
Walking in to first period Wanda was for once in her true life looking forward to something other than killing her dad. In her class were 3 of the X-Men, Rouge, Tabitha, and Rahne who's parents had decided that Xavier's was really safer than home. Her hopes for school were dashed in five minutes when the teacher began a dry lecture about the civil rights era.
Tabitha, true to her character, made it more interesting by getting the teacher into a heated debate on the similarities between blacks and mutants. Wanda hoping to help teach the bigot of a teacher a lesson used her probability changing powers to cause the blackboard write 'DIE THOSE WHO APPOSE ME'. Wanda had no clue why she wrote these but she was pretty sure it had to do with a false memory Mesmro had planted about her watching a horror film involving a ghost.
"AHGG! THE SCHOOL IS HAUNTED IT IS THOSE DEMONS, THE DEMONS WEREN'T MUTANTS THEY ARE DEMONS!" The hated teacher began the foam at the mouth at run around the room before she left leaving a class consisting of mostly girls by themselves.
"So? Truth or dare anyone?" Tabitha asked innocently.
"I'm in" came the replies from many of the girls, most not caring about them being mutants because they had just gotten ride of the teacher in under 15 minutes.
"I'll start," Rouge said, "Rahne, truth or dare?"
"Truth" Rahne bravely spoke.
Rouge got an evil glint in her eye "Was there a guy while you were away? And how far did you get with him?"
"I haven't said if I meet anyone." Rahne wilted under Rouges glare, "We went skinny dipping." This caused the crowd to break out in laughter.
Rahne glared at the gathered girls, "Tabitha, truth or dare?"
"Truth." Tabitha answered confidently.
"Did ye and Kurt ever, ye know" Rahne asked hoping to get back at the girl that had suggested this evil game.
"No he is a bloody catholic." Tabitha said with smile. This got her desired laughs. The class continued in much the same way with each girl being embarrassed.
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Fred's First Period Home EC. Class, Mrs. Cline's
Home EC. with 'The Blob' was predictable, the teacher went mad after trying to stop Fred from eating all the ingredients, and Fred took over teaching. Every student learned a lot, while Fred would eat anything he was a picky cook.
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Lance, Kitty, and Kurt's First Period AP Statistics, Mr. Halif
After Kurt insulted Lance and a few freak earthquakes the class went by normally even with three mutants.
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Todd, Wanda, and Fred's Second Period Home EC. Class, Mrs. Cline's
Last period Fred had driven the teacher out of the school into the waiting arms of the school's rich shrink. Now Fred was teaching because no one bothered to tell Principle Bloominghantranfishcomoncalit (Principle B) about Mrs. Cline.
"Great the blobs teaching us how to eat." Wanda walked through the door.
On hearing this Toad felt a strange need to defend his friend from his crush, "Yo, who do you think has been cooking our gourmet meals ever since we got money for the ingredients?"
"Really?" Wanda was shocked at this.
"Yup," Toad was amazed that she wasn't hexing him into Canada "Freddy can cook, always has, he just hasn't had good ingredients."
The rest of the period was the same, cooking eating, and a general good time with the 'hood, for humans and mutants. Sadly any human-mutant relationships that were built were destroyed when class ended due to peer pressure.
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Lance and Kitty's Second Period AP Languages, Mrs. Boontuck
Mrs. Boontuck being a Mutie hater gave both Lance and Kitty detention for merely entering the room. What she didn't realize is that it was her turn to have detention and both Lance and Kitty were plotting revenge.
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Pietro, Bobby, Ray, Roberto, and Kurt's Second Period US History Class, Coach Carpenter
Coach Carpenter was still attempting to get a exorcist to come cleanse the school when class started. This class being mainly of guys didn't have as many conversations involving relationships, instead it was full of Football players insulting Mutants, and Pietro insulting humans. Luckily for the Football players the X-Men couldn't use their powers at school and Pietro was to scared to fight alone. Luckily for Pietro the Football players knew the reason for their 50 year losing streak.
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Toad's First Lunch and Third Period English II, Mrs. Mandy
Due to over crowding in the school, the school had to split lunch into three lunches, one before third period, one during third, and one after third. Unfortunately for Toad he was a weak hated mutant all alone in first Lunch.
"Here Toady, here toady" Duncan sneered from his hiding space behind a door.
"Yo, Duncan what up?" Toad was very nervous, "If this is about your car I didn't do it."
"MY CAR? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAR?" Duncan was now scared for his to love's 'life'.
"I said I did do it, yo." At this Duncan ran off to the student parking lot.
When he arrived there he found his car in perfect condition. Of course when he finally got back to the lunchroom Todd was far into the line to get food.
Being the bully that is Duncan he began to push his way through the crowd. He made the mistake of shoving pass a student named John. John is a senor on the football team, one who went through an one foot growth spirt, the same John that last year Duncan had picked on. Due to the repressed anger that John had from being picked on, he lashed out at the object of his anger, poor old Duncan. Of course the rest of the football team, hating the fact that Duncan bought his way onto the team, helped.
Laughing at Duncan's predicament Todd went to English class where he made the teacher scream from his over use of 'yo'.
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The rest of the day for everyone was as uneventful as it could be it you had a bunch of mutants and mutant haters in one building.
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Detention (with Mrs. Boontuck), Duncan, Kitty, Lance, Todd, Fred, Pietro, and Tabitha
"Well, look at this, we got a flunking student." Pietro, being Pietro, was making fun of everything and everyone right now it is Duncan.
"Your failing to pie." Tabitha being Tabitha was picking on Pietro.
"My name is Pietro!" Not Pie!" Pietro hated Tabitha's nickname for him.
"So ... Kitty, What are you in for?" Tabitha ignored Pietro's screams for respect.
"Being a mutant." Kitty's eyes told the assembled mutants that she was plotting murder.
"You Toad?" Tabitha asked, hoping to get someone saner to answer.
"Stealing a teacher's watch that has been in his family for years." Todd said, not moving his eyes from the teachers platinum bracelet.
"Freddy? Lance? Dunc-" Tabitha began, "Weren't you a senor last year?"
"Yeah, someone must have changed my grades. I HAD A SOLID D- AVERAGE I DID NOT FAIL!" Duncan began to foam at the mouth.
"Okay, Lance? Fred? Why are you in here?" Tabitha was starting to get scared.
"Principle B found out I was teaching Home EC." Fred Began to sob, "I didn't eat everything I have standards."
"Same as Kitty, Mrs. Bum-truck hates mutants." Lance was like Tabitha getting scared, but like Kitty was plotting revenge.
By the time the mutants got out of there Tabitha had started a small physiologist business, were she diagnosed that Mrs. Boontuck was taking her anger out on mutants because her boyfriend had had his hair dyed blue. She also made lots of money by charging by the minute. After her session Mrs. Boontuck had disappeared into the janitor's closet to 'apologize' for leaving him.
"Even if she was mad at her boyfriend I want revenge." Kitty was talking to other detained mutants as they waited in the parking lot. No one else said anything to stop her this might have been because they agreed, or her crazed look.
"Maybe I should sit on Principle B's car" Fred stared at the small European car the new Principle drove. "Hey ever wonder what else B stands for?"
"I know what it means, Bastard, Bitch-" Tabitha began to list various words.
"Yo, don't you have to be a girl to be a bitch?" Todd was getting scared by both Fred and Kitty.
"He had a sex change, trust me I know." Pietro stated as if it was the most common thing in the world.
"You and Wanda are identical twins aren't you?" Now Lance was getting scared at the information that should only come up in Band Camp.
"No fraternal, I just once saw him and secretary in an ally behind that pizza place." Pietro said in his usual high pitched voice making everyone wonder if he was lying.
"So, Clinton did that with an intern?" Fred had stopped staring at the car.
"Yeah but Cliton's intern was female, Mr. Braisly isn't." Pietro replied as if that was normal.
"So he could be a guy and just be gay?" Fred wasn't following Pietro.
"He had no equipment." Pietro was use to Fred's slow wittiness by now.
"Oh, so that's why Braisly got the raise." Fred finally understood, "How'd you get close enough to see? Why'd you get close enough!"
"I plead the fifth." Pietro stated simply as Lance considered byeing a lock for his door.
"Tabitha, can you hand me a Time Bomb?" Kitty hadn't noticed any of the conversation around her. Tabitha handed her one without thinking. "Maybe we should leave now." Kitty said eyeing the Officer Lents, Campus Cop. It was then that Tabitha realized her mistake.
"HEY! That's not how you get revenge, you have to draw the process out!" Tabitha was slighty mad at Kitty.
BOOM
"RUN!" Todd screamed as the teens scattered when Lents started running to the blast.
It took the teens two hours to lose Lents. It took another three hours to lose the dogs that had started following them when they jumped into the Police Dog Academies' back yard. Surprisinly when Kitty and Tabitha got home no one had heard anything about it
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Brotherhood House. A run down building with a crater in the front a collection of garden gnomes in back (see Red Witch's fictions). The best looking part of the entire house was a scary, freshly painted, red, 'BH'
"Whats up with the blood, yo?" Todd was getting scared.
"I don't know, I'm just glad we lost the dogs in Mr. Patersinson's yard." Fred replied dully.
"Yeah, good thing he has two hundred cats. is wanted in 37 states, and had a yard full of marijuana." Todd replied.
"GOOD? GOOD? WHERE AM I GOING TO BUY-" Lance stopped mid sentence, "I mean, I can't believe Pietro took my jeep. I didn't know my car could go that fast. At least he got it here in one peice."
"Yo, if Wanda and Pietro are here alone, and Wanda is obsessed with blood..." now Todd was truly afraid.
The three guys ran into the house to see the strangest sight. Wanda had a skeleton on the table Pietro was watching the news trying to raise their lawyer on the phone.
"This is Trish speaking." the Brother Hood turned to the TV, "At the same time as the dogs busted Mr. John Lendalindi or Miky Patersinson homicide detectives found the cause of the recent lawyer murders. A practicer of witch craft has been using their bones in various spells and as a source of income because, and I quote, 'All witchs know how hard it is to get bones from pure evil people, because almost everyone has a little good in them, lawyers don't'" The brotherhood turned to the table.
"What I thought it was fake." Wanda started to get defensive. She looked at the skeleton, "Hey he has a watch, 'Micheal Pitmore.' Isn't that our lawyer's name?"
At that Pietro threw the phone down. "When dad gets back he will punish you for hurting the only lawyer willinbg to work for us."
"I didn't know these bones were real, I thought they were fake!" Wanda snapped, "Besides I am animating them to fight daddy dearest."
"What about the free gallon of human blood they came with?" Pietro snapped
"I figured she robbed a blood bank, I didn't here you complain when I painted the 'hood sign!" Lights started to flicker.
"YOU USED THE BLOOD I THOUGH YOU WERE USING RED PAINT!" Pietro was starting to panic.
"CALM BOTH OF YOU!" Now Lance was getting into it. "We we have to do is add the body to our animal grave yard, and wash the blood. No one will know." (See Red Witch's Fics to learn of the grave yard).
"We will know" Fred said as he grabbed a shovel.
And with that the Brotherhood had a funeral only to go back inside and see that the News was now saying that it was in fact fake bones and the witch screaming about evil bones was a publicity stunt. The witch also turned out to be a fraud. The watch with the lawyer's name was because the witch put one on every lawyer so that other witches would think it was real. All the lawyer's who had had their names put on skeletons sued the poor fraud for using their name without permission. The bones turned out to be stolen from an art gallery and were made of clay and red paint. The blood was stolen from a blood bank.
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A/N This chapter is over. It might be awhile before I update (I have band almost every day)
Things from my school
-Racist teacher
-Teacher who foams at mouth
-3 lunch periods (third lunch sucks)
-class were all the girls played truth or dare.
-various other things