-A Bunch Of Songs Dedicated To Whom Else But Link-
Composer's Chat Section: Hi everyone! Here's a bunch of songs dedicated to whom else but Link. As everyone knows he kicks ass and is a total cutie! ;) So any suggestions for a song to spoof with Link involved please review and mention the song's name along with the artist who sings it (Gotta give credit you know?). Until then. I will be adding more songs once I reorganize the fun lyrics. Note. All these songs are cheesy, extremely preverted (my entire fault) and incredibly lame in every way.
Disclaimer: I definitely don't want to get sued by Ms. (Or so to say Mrs.) Britney Spears because as everyone knows she has some damn good lawyers. But this song is all hers and not mine. But I will tamper with this song but still give credit to the 'Pop Princess.'
Chapter 1: Everytime (Link Style)
Song Title: Everytime
Artist: Britney Spears
Rewritten By: "Duh!" Me!
Look at him, Take his hand
Why does Link, Think and thennnnnnnnnn
His 'sword' is strong, Maybe it's really 'Longggggggggg'
(Chorus)
Everytime Link tries to fly he falls
Without Navi he feels so small
Guess she feeds him baby
And everytime he sees Zelda in his dreams, he sees her face it's haunting him
Guess they need him baby
(Ends Chorus)
[Singer Breaths Uncontrollably]
They make believe that you are near, Fangirls will scream then comes the tears
What have I done, People say this song has no fun
(Yet again the chorus)
Everytime Link tries to fly he falls
Without Navi he feels so small
Guess she feeds him baby
And everytime he sees Zelda in his dreams, he sees her face it's haunting him
Guess they need him baby
(Ends Chorus)
The storm guy made it rainnnnnn, Please just kill him
Link's Weakness caused you pain, And it's weird that we have nooooooo shame
Little twinkle sound it played.)- (Dun-dun-dun-dun- -dundun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dundun-dun –dun-dundun-dun-dun) [Hears loud footsteps coming from the door. IT'S LINK!!!]
At night girls pray, Link would never ever turn gay
(Once again the chorus)
Everytime Link tries to fly he falls
Without Navi he feels so small
Guess she feeds him baby
And everytime he sees Zelda in his dream he sees her face it's haunting him
Guess they need him baby
(Ends Chorus)
Author's errrr… Composer's Notes: Like I had mentioned before… All the songs are cheesy as hell. It might now make sense to you right now on how incredibly lame these songs are, but Link is hot man. But whatever. So if you have any song suggestions and what you want to say about Link review and tell me all about it. More songs to come. Note this is composer's fault for such lame and emotionally dull songs, not the artists who sing the songs.