A long, long time ago. In a village hidden in the leaves. Naruto was running about, pranking the town as he usually does. "Ha! Old men don't know what hit 'em! Believe it!" An odd light shown in the distance Naruto, bewildered by it, ran to investigate it. From the distance he could make out one person. His head was bald and he wore a shirt of red.
"Hey old man, who are you!?" "I am Captain John-Luke Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise." "What the balls is a U.S.S. Enterprise?" "I beg your pardon, it's only one of the most advanced ships in the universe." "Univer-wha? Sounds booorring. I'm too busy learning to be a ninja for that stuff." "A ninja? What are you, a little caveman? Surely you should be training to join star fleet. This is Earth after all."
"Yeah, but what is star fleet?" [Intenally] "I must have stumbled upon a different dimension" "Anyway, I'm gonna get back to painting the Hokage's face with penises. Later, old Picard!" [Off in the distance] "There's a rape train a'coming!" Suddenly, with extreme speed Orochipenis emerges from the trees. "I'm here to ejaculate on your children, huehuehue!" "Oh man, we have to stop him, old Picard!"
"I guess we do, setting phasers to kill." "Setting what to kill?" "A phaser." "What?" "Just shut up and attack it"
*Boom crash pew pew battle scene insues*
"Noooooo! How can this be? I have been defeated by an old man and a shitty ninja!" "Shitty ninja? I'm gonna be the next Hokage! Believe it!" No you're not you little imbecile" Shut up old man. Nevertheless it seems that Orochipenis has been...neutered."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The end.