I'm back once again! You can't get rid of me! I decided to write something
new. And I felt the only right thing to do was... yes... make a spoof! It's
going to be based on Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope, mixed in with the
cast of Pokemon. *Hugs Script he bought of a New York City salesman.* The
script is 160-some pages and I'm trying to summarize as best as I can. But
this saga could take a while! ^_^;;; I hope you all like it!
Dedications: Leah, Felicia, Karen, Angie, Trevor, Dusty, Zarrah, Linda, and
everyone else I may have forgotten. Hope you guys like it!
Disclaimer: All Star Wars related themes and or characters all belong to
George Lucas and LucasFilm Limited. Excerpts are from the script: The
Adventures of Luke Skywalker as taken from the "Journal of the Whills",
revised fourth draft, March 15, 1976. The Cast of Pokemon and all related
themes belong to Nintendo, Gamefreak, and 4Kids Entertainment. Basically,
all I own is my alter-ego, Shadow.
Characters-
Luke SkyWalker: Brock StoneWalker
Han Solo: Ash Solo
Princess Leia Organa/Skywalker: Princess Misty Waterflower/StoneWalker
Chewbacca: ChuPika
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Obi-Wan Oak
R2-D2: Marill
C-3PO: Mewtwo
Emperor Palpatine: Emperor Togepi
Darth Vader: Giovanni
Stormtroopers: Rocketroopers
Bounty Hunters: Meowth, James, Jessie
Jabba The Hutt: Muk
Jawas: Grimer
Wedge Antillies: Gary Antillies
Mon Mothma: Delia Mothma
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Narrator: A long time ago...
Shadow: Well, not really, Mr. Narrator. Probably a couple of years now, I'm
guessing.
Narrator: Ok, whatever. In a galaxy far, far away...
Shadow: Actually, they aren't on a different galaxy. It's just a fictional
world.
Narrator: Will you please just shut the bloody hell up?!
Shadow: Yes, sir...
========SCI-FI FLICK========
It is a period of civil war.
Pokemon Rebel Force spaceships, striking from a hidden base, won their
first victory over the Imperial Rocket Enterprises.
During the battle, PRF spies managed to steal secret plans, written in
what looked to be a toddler's handwriting, to the Empire's ultimate weapon,
That Really, Really Big Speckled Egg-Looking Thing That's Gonna Kill Us All,
an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Or a
lot of small, cute Disney animals.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Kasumi Waterflower
races home aboard her starship, The Starship, custodian of the stolen plans
that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy.......
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An explosion rocks the ship as two pokemon, Marill and Mewtwo struggle
to make their way through the shaking passageway.
"Did you hear that, Marill? They've shut down the main reactor.
We'llbe destroyed for sure... This is madness!" Mewtwo hollered.
The small blue mouse spoke in a language only another pokemon, or a
very skilled pokemon trainer, could understand.
"Me? N-n-no, why would I be scared?"
Marill replied quickly, laughing a bit.
"Because I'm peeing on the floor!? That's impossible!" He quickly
shouted, blushing. Another blast was felt. "Oh, dear. There will be no
escape for the captain now..."
The two pokemon scurried away, leaving a yellow puddle behind on the
floor.
The two got separated for a bit. Marill bumped into someone, going
through the halls. A young girl, barely fourteen or so, with bright orange
hair and sparkling aqua eyes kneeled down to look at the small rodent.
"Hey, there, little guy. I need you to do me a favor, ok? You need to
take this holo-note to Obi-Wan Oak. Yes, I know he has a really bad name.
But it's probably just the author's fault for not coming up with something
better but what the hell. Oaki-Wan was awful and Obi-Oak was even worse.
You'll find an escape pod to your left, please, do this for me."
Noticing that this was a serious and important mission, Marill did the
only obvious thing......shook its head "no".
"Will you do it for a scooby snack?" She asked.
At the moment of hearing food was involved, Marill took the food and
the note and scampered off to meet up with its counterpart.
"Good luck, little furball...." The girl said.
Mewtwo was near madness when Marill arrived.
"Where in the good name of the potato gods were you?!" Mewtwo
bellowed.
Marill didn't explain, but just ran towards the escape pod, a
distressed Mewtwo screaming insanely behind it. They entered the escape pod
and jettisoned it.
"Are you mad?! We'll be stranded down there! Who knows what could be
down there?! Cannibal pokemon, poachers, or even....MURDEROUS SQUIRRELS!!!"
He screamed and cowered in the corner, crying. Marill remained calm and
waited for the pod to land...
The main door of The Starship blew open, revealing a man in a blue suit
and red tie, slicked black hair, and an evil look, surrounded by Imperial
Rocketroopers. He stepped forward and slipped on a puddle of urine, taking
out all the other Rocketroopers.
"That's smarts..." The man said.
The PRF stared, totally puzzled at what just happened but quickly got
their weapons ready. The man in the suit walked up to an officer and grabbed
him by the shirt collar.
"Where is the data you intercepted? And where is Princess
Waterflower!?" He said furiously.
"We know nothing! We're on a diplomatic mission!" The officer said.
"Tut, tut. Now, now. Don't lie to uncle Giovanni..."
"It's the truth! We don't know what you're talking about!"
"Liar! Where is the data and the princess! Tell me!"
The officer refused to speak and Giovanni closed his eyes, tightening
his grip on the officer. Suddenly, Giovanni made a rude noise, coming from
his rear and the officer began to laugh uncontrollably.
"You monster! Stop it! Stop tickling me!" He hollered until Giovanni
let go, leaving the officer writhing and laughing insanely. Giovanni walked
through the halls and looked for the Princess. The Rocketroopers found her
and set their blasters to Mallet, knocking the princess out.
"Take the princess onboard. We will question her at the Space
Station..." Giovanni ordered...
new. And I felt the only right thing to do was... yes... make a spoof! It's
going to be based on Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope, mixed in with the
cast of Pokemon. *Hugs Script he bought of a New York City salesman.* The
script is 160-some pages and I'm trying to summarize as best as I can. But
this saga could take a while! ^_^;;; I hope you all like it!
Dedications: Leah, Felicia, Karen, Angie, Trevor, Dusty, Zarrah, Linda, and
everyone else I may have forgotten. Hope you guys like it!
Disclaimer: All Star Wars related themes and or characters all belong to
George Lucas and LucasFilm Limited. Excerpts are from the script: The
Adventures of Luke Skywalker as taken from the "Journal of the Whills",
revised fourth draft, March 15, 1976. The Cast of Pokemon and all related
themes belong to Nintendo, Gamefreak, and 4Kids Entertainment. Basically,
all I own is my alter-ego, Shadow.
Characters-
Luke SkyWalker: Brock StoneWalker
Han Solo: Ash Solo
Princess Leia Organa/Skywalker: Princess Misty Waterflower/StoneWalker
Chewbacca: ChuPika
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Obi-Wan Oak
R2-D2: Marill
C-3PO: Mewtwo
Emperor Palpatine: Emperor Togepi
Darth Vader: Giovanni
Stormtroopers: Rocketroopers
Bounty Hunters: Meowth, James, Jessie
Jabba The Hutt: Muk
Jawas: Grimer
Wedge Antillies: Gary Antillies
Mon Mothma: Delia Mothma
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Narrator: A long time ago...
Shadow: Well, not really, Mr. Narrator. Probably a couple of years now, I'm
guessing.
Narrator: Ok, whatever. In a galaxy far, far away...
Shadow: Actually, they aren't on a different galaxy. It's just a fictional
world.
Narrator: Will you please just shut the bloody hell up?!
Shadow: Yes, sir...
========SCI-FI FLICK========
It is a period of civil war.
Pokemon Rebel Force spaceships, striking from a hidden base, won their
first victory over the Imperial Rocket Enterprises.
During the battle, PRF spies managed to steal secret plans, written in
what looked to be a toddler's handwriting, to the Empire's ultimate weapon,
That Really, Really Big Speckled Egg-Looking Thing That's Gonna Kill Us All,
an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Or a
lot of small, cute Disney animals.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Kasumi Waterflower
races home aboard her starship, The Starship, custodian of the stolen plans
that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy.......
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
An explosion rocks the ship as two pokemon, Marill and Mewtwo struggle
to make their way through the shaking passageway.
"Did you hear that, Marill? They've shut down the main reactor.
We'llbe destroyed for sure... This is madness!" Mewtwo hollered.
The small blue mouse spoke in a language only another pokemon, or a
very skilled pokemon trainer, could understand.
"Me? N-n-no, why would I be scared?"
Marill replied quickly, laughing a bit.
"Because I'm peeing on the floor!? That's impossible!" He quickly
shouted, blushing. Another blast was felt. "Oh, dear. There will be no
escape for the captain now..."
The two pokemon scurried away, leaving a yellow puddle behind on the
floor.
The two got separated for a bit. Marill bumped into someone, going
through the halls. A young girl, barely fourteen or so, with bright orange
hair and sparkling aqua eyes kneeled down to look at the small rodent.
"Hey, there, little guy. I need you to do me a favor, ok? You need to
take this holo-note to Obi-Wan Oak. Yes, I know he has a really bad name.
But it's probably just the author's fault for not coming up with something
better but what the hell. Oaki-Wan was awful and Obi-Oak was even worse.
You'll find an escape pod to your left, please, do this for me."
Noticing that this was a serious and important mission, Marill did the
only obvious thing......shook its head "no".
"Will you do it for a scooby snack?" She asked.
At the moment of hearing food was involved, Marill took the food and
the note and scampered off to meet up with its counterpart.
"Good luck, little furball...." The girl said.
Mewtwo was near madness when Marill arrived.
"Where in the good name of the potato gods were you?!" Mewtwo
bellowed.
Marill didn't explain, but just ran towards the escape pod, a
distressed Mewtwo screaming insanely behind it. They entered the escape pod
and jettisoned it.
"Are you mad?! We'll be stranded down there! Who knows what could be
down there?! Cannibal pokemon, poachers, or even....MURDEROUS SQUIRRELS!!!"
He screamed and cowered in the corner, crying. Marill remained calm and
waited for the pod to land...
The main door of The Starship blew open, revealing a man in a blue suit
and red tie, slicked black hair, and an evil look, surrounded by Imperial
Rocketroopers. He stepped forward and slipped on a puddle of urine, taking
out all the other Rocketroopers.
"That's smarts..." The man said.
The PRF stared, totally puzzled at what just happened but quickly got
their weapons ready. The man in the suit walked up to an officer and grabbed
him by the shirt collar.
"Where is the data you intercepted? And where is Princess
Waterflower!?" He said furiously.
"We know nothing! We're on a diplomatic mission!" The officer said.
"Tut, tut. Now, now. Don't lie to uncle Giovanni..."
"It's the truth! We don't know what you're talking about!"
"Liar! Where is the data and the princess! Tell me!"
The officer refused to speak and Giovanni closed his eyes, tightening
his grip on the officer. Suddenly, Giovanni made a rude noise, coming from
his rear and the officer began to laugh uncontrollably.
"You monster! Stop it! Stop tickling me!" He hollered until Giovanni
let go, leaving the officer writhing and laughing insanely. Giovanni walked
through the halls and looked for the Princess. The Rocketroopers found her
and set their blasters to Mallet, knocking the princess out.
"Take the princess onboard. We will question her at the Space
Station..." Giovanni ordered...