Title: Duo is NOT a Frying Pan!
Disclaimer: *pulls pockets out*
Dustball: *falls out coughing*
Em: Do I look like I own GW????
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Duo, is not a frying pan. The title clearly states that. I'm sure that several people would agree with me right away, just as they would agree that Heero is not toast. Sadly, some others may disagree with me on that topic. Therefore, I shall have to tell you now, why Duo is not a frying pan.
First of all, have you ever seen a frying pan with a 3 foot long braid??? Sure, frying pans have handles, but they aren't 3 feet long. That would just be odd. I've NEVER seen a frying pan with a handle that long.
Secondly, frying pans do not have a tendency to burn down the kitchen when they cook stuff. Duo is gifted with the ability to destroy a kitchen making toast. That would be why Quatre allows frying pans in the kitchen but not Duo.
Another point I must make is that I have never seen a frying pan piloting a gundam. It would be very difficult because they have no hands, and they cannot talk. Duo, is a pretty handy guy to have around if you need a gundam piloted or something of the sort. I don't think anyone would let a frying pan near their gundams in the middle of a war... unless they were going to cook something in them.
Duo is not made of metal, and does not have Teflon on his stomach or something to prevent him from burning the food and destroying himself. He might wear bulletproof vests or something on occasion, but I don't expect to see him using that to cook on, I don't believe it would work extremely well.
Frying pans do not have any hair whatsoever. Unless you are extremely psychotic and have decided that you need a frying pan that looks like Duo and put yarn hair on it then you would not see a frying pan with hair. They aren't manufactured with hair on them. Duo, on the other hand, comes with hair. As aforementioned he has a braid of extreme length, and bangs. My frying pans don't have bangs. Do yours?
Duo is also known as Shinigami, or the god of death. I haven't ever considered calling a frying pan Shinigami, nor do I think even for a second that you have. Strangely enough, it doesn't strike me as a thing people would do. Especially smart people like us...
So there you have it. The main reasons why Duo Maxwell is not a frying pan Hopefully you are now educated enough that you may tell others why our dearest Duo is not a frying pan. Tune in next time for Heero is NOT Mashed Potatoes!
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Well, did you like??? Please review, as they make me happy and make me want to update faster! Ja Ne!
~Em
Disclaimer: *pulls pockets out*
Dustball: *falls out coughing*
Em: Do I look like I own GW????
~*~*~*~*~
Duo, is not a frying pan. The title clearly states that. I'm sure that several people would agree with me right away, just as they would agree that Heero is not toast. Sadly, some others may disagree with me on that topic. Therefore, I shall have to tell you now, why Duo is not a frying pan.
First of all, have you ever seen a frying pan with a 3 foot long braid??? Sure, frying pans have handles, but they aren't 3 feet long. That would just be odd. I've NEVER seen a frying pan with a handle that long.
Secondly, frying pans do not have a tendency to burn down the kitchen when they cook stuff. Duo is gifted with the ability to destroy a kitchen making toast. That would be why Quatre allows frying pans in the kitchen but not Duo.
Another point I must make is that I have never seen a frying pan piloting a gundam. It would be very difficult because they have no hands, and they cannot talk. Duo, is a pretty handy guy to have around if you need a gundam piloted or something of the sort. I don't think anyone would let a frying pan near their gundams in the middle of a war... unless they were going to cook something in them.
Duo is not made of metal, and does not have Teflon on his stomach or something to prevent him from burning the food and destroying himself. He might wear bulletproof vests or something on occasion, but I don't expect to see him using that to cook on, I don't believe it would work extremely well.
Frying pans do not have any hair whatsoever. Unless you are extremely psychotic and have decided that you need a frying pan that looks like Duo and put yarn hair on it then you would not see a frying pan with hair. They aren't manufactured with hair on them. Duo, on the other hand, comes with hair. As aforementioned he has a braid of extreme length, and bangs. My frying pans don't have bangs. Do yours?
Duo is also known as Shinigami, or the god of death. I haven't ever considered calling a frying pan Shinigami, nor do I think even for a second that you have. Strangely enough, it doesn't strike me as a thing people would do. Especially smart people like us...
So there you have it. The main reasons why Duo Maxwell is not a frying pan Hopefully you are now educated enough that you may tell others why our dearest Duo is not a frying pan. Tune in next time for Heero is NOT Mashed Potatoes!
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Well, did you like??? Please review, as they make me happy and make me want to update faster! Ja Ne!
~Em