Kino: I was really freaking bored when I wrote this. No, this isn't a list; I am actually going to write 115 ways to annoy the Turaga in full length chapters, this way, you not only get a story, you also get ideas. 115 Ways to Annoy the Turaga Prologue
Hello.
Yes, my name is Takua and yes I am a Matoran.
Now, I know what you're thinking, why would you want to annoy the Turaga? Well, I'll put it simply: Because it's funny! I mean, who here doesn't want to annoy the Turaga?
This is something fun an entirely hysterical to read. It should be enjoyed and fully indulged in with delight.
Myself, along with several other Matoran, wrote down our daring adventures slash pranks to amuse ourselves and anyone who finds this.
Well, you, my lucky friend, have found our book. We hope you enjoy reading this as much as we enjoyed these, erm, pranks.
Signed: Takua, Kotu, Aiyetoro, Sanso, Epena, Lumi, and Vohon.
Kino: I know it's short, but it's the introduction (my weakness). All of the Matoran (except Takua) were chosen at random. I know nothing of them, they are simply being manipulated by me for the humor of this story. Don't worry, all of these pranks are perfectly safe...