Today was the day. Today...she was going to confess her love to Blanc.
Now one might assume that this was a strange combination, and they'd be right. Neptune was sure that Vert had a better chance than her, but thankfully, this story was not focused on that particular pairing.
And how exactly did Neptune realize her feelings for Blanc? Why in only a perverted way of course!
It had happened a few weeks ago. Neptune had been visiting Lowee, mostly due to her extreme boredom. Now during such a crisis, she would've either visited Lastation, or even Leanbox before visiting Lowee. But sadly, Noire was getting some extreme work done (again) and Vert had stolen Nepgear from her (again) for the day, so Neptune's only option left was Lowee. So go to Lowee she did. And in typical Neptune fashion, she didn't give Blanc any advanced warning whatsoever of her arrival. Wasn't that just SWELL? Neptune hadn't really thought about the consequences, but then again, Neptune never really thought about anything or their consequences, so this was no different. When Neptune traversed her way through Lowee's Basilicom, she didn't even bother knocking when she checked the rooms for Blanc. So when she opened the door to Blanc's bedroom, what did she find?
Well, she found Blanc (duh), but the state she found Blanc in was what caught Neptune off-guard. Blanc had been changing, and the only thing she was wearing was a pair of white panties. Her whole body was exposed for Neptune to look at, and the Lowee CPU was blushing more and more when Neptune's gaze refused to leave her body, her eyes glinting with a bit of hunger.
There was only one thing that Neptune could possibly say at a moment like this.
"Damn"
Unfortunately, that was the only thing Neptune COULD say, as she was knocked unconscious by Blanc's hammer, her embarrassment turning to anger in a millisecond. She was forced to drag her back to Planeptune, and had left before Nepgear and Histoire could start questioning her. Neptune was lucky she didn't get a concussion, but she DID have a large bump on her forehead for the rest of the day. And let it be said that Neptune had VERY sweet (and perverted) dreams about Blanc in all her naked glory later that night, and the next night, and the night after that, and even the night after that for the next few weeks. The only bad thing about it was that Neptune always had to change her underwear when she woke up, and that led to some REALLY awkward conversations between her and Nep Jr., who was in charge of the laundry.
"G-Goodness! Why so many pairs of underwear, sis?!" Nepgear exclaimed as she looked at the sheer amount of underwear in the basket. It took up half of the darn thing!
"Uh...well...y-you see Nep Jr. when a girl reach's a certain age-"
"ACK! N-N-N-No! N-Not that! I-I'm not readyyyy-!"
"Huh? Wait, N-Nep Jr. where are you going-?! I want to talk to you!"
"Noooo-! Stay away! Do not want! Do. Not. Want!"
Ah memories...
Now, Neptune found herself in front of a rather large door. This rather large door had Blanc's office on the other side. She knew for SURE that she was in here (you could practically hear the sound of pen against paper), and it was just her luck that Rom and Ram happened to be visiting Planeptune today, AND Mina had taken the day off (how Neptune knew this information was currently classified), so no one was going to stop her!
Now if only she wasn't so nervous, she might actually open the door!
This whole time, Neptune had been SUPER nervous about the whole thing. She obviously never did this sort of thing before, but it was now or never! She had to do this! And the only thing stopping her from doing it was this here door!
Filled with this new-found confidence, Neptune opened the door in a very over-dramatic way. Seriously, there was dramatic wind blowing behind her and everything. Now if only she had a cape...
Unfortunately, all that dramatic confidence and flair had quickly disappeared as soon as Blanc looked up at her. She was wondering where the hell that wind had come from, the windows were closed for pete's sake!
Neptune's nervousness was starting to get to her again. She needed to say something, quick!
"U-Uh, hiya Blanc!" Neptune had to break the ice somehow, she was already looking like an idiot from just barging in like this.
Blanc sighed. It was quite clear that she wasn't going to get any work done with Neptune here, so she opted for setting her pen down and trying to follow Neptune's antics. Not that she ever bothered to follow them before, but she had to at least TRY. "Neptune, why are you here?" Blanc asked quietly. She wasn't going to yell, unless Neptune was here for totally ridiculous reasons or if she just wanted to mess with her, in which she would blow Neptune's eardrums out, then forcefully force (redundant) her out the Basilicom by the means of hammer swinging.
"S-Sooo..." Neptune was getting really nervous. She was so close and yet so far! And the way Blanc was staring at her wasn't really helping matters!
"I'm going to ask again, WHY are you here?" Blanc's patience was wearing thin, Neptune was standing there like a dumbass, still giving no context about her being here, it was beginning to piss her off! Not that Blanc hated Neptune's company or anything, she actually kinda liked her being here, but a little warning would be nice!
"B-Blanc...I-I..." Neptune needed to approach this with EXTREME caution. Even the TINIEST little slip up could spell disaster. The last thing she needed was her face coming in contact with Blanc's hammer. Again.
"You what?" Blanc noticed that Neptune's face was getting a little...red? Why would it be getting red? Did she do something embarrassing? Or maybe she was getting a cold? Considering she came to Lowee pants less (seriously, she was just wearing stockings and panties, in fact did she even OWN pants?) it was most likely the latter. Hurry up! Say something you idiot! Just get it out there!
"B-Blanc, I LOVE YOU!"
For a moment, the room was deathly silent. Neptune was panting, her face redder than a tomato and a big smile on her face. Blanc however, was the opposite. Sure, she was blushing, but her face was frozen in shock. Her body refused to move as she attempted to process what Neptune had so bluntly said to her. There was only one thing she could say at a time like this!
"Aaand we're gone"