Tobi: HiHi i am doing yet another fanfiction. If your reading this at school (u kno who u is) its going to be almost completly different from this one...call it version 2 only the plot is the same. In any matter enjoy and Tachi put the DEATH NOTE DOWN!!! im updating rlly soon i just kinda have writers block.
Chapter 1) Operation: Fan Girl
One day in an ominous area in which the Akatsuki reside the overly pierced carrot top (SMEXY!!!) leader called a meeting.
I took almost a half an hour for the Akatsuki to finally gather in the room. The leader was impatiently stood annoyed as the last few members walked in and sat.
"I'm glad you all finally decided to arrive." The words gritting his teeth as he spoke.
"LEADER-SAMA!!! Tobi WAS A GOOD BOY AND CAME!!!!"
"I'm GOING TO KILL YOU, UN!!!!"
"Tobi IS SORRY SEMPAI!!!!" the lollipop man screamed as he ran away from the bomber artist.
"HEY mother fucker why the hell did you bug me I was praying to my damned god!" Hidan complained.
"STFU Hidan you're so annoying!" Kakuzu hissed.
"…" Itachi just sat and watched.
"Um… Leader? " Kisame sweat dropped as he witnessed the leader change colors.
Mayhem was bursting through the walls of the room as explosions and cursing flew through it. Pein's hands turned to fists and his eyes narrowed. The only one to notice and back up was Kisame and Itachi who were also getting a bit annoyed themselves.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO YOUR GOD DAMNED LEADER YOU BITCH SLAVES!!!!!" He yelled causing everyone to stop in their tracks and look at the leader in awe.
"Ahem" he cleared his throat and began to look relaxed. "I'm glad to see you listen, please take your seats and we will begin the meeting." The Akatsuki did as they were told. "Alright Akatsuki I have found a recent problem that could jeopardize our entire operation on catching the jinjuriki." He paused to sit in his almighty leader chair in front of them.
"W-what's that leader?" Deidara asked still shocked from the leaders' explosion.
"There is an eminent threat building and there isn't a way for us to stop it…"
"GET TO THE FUCKING POINT!!!" yelled the annoyed albino.
"All right you little SHIT SHUT UP!"
Hidan's mouth shut and he sat back annoyed.
"The biggest god damned problems we have right now are those fucking FAN GIRLS!!!"
The room fell silent. All eyes were on the leader.
Hidan was the first to break the silence. "HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT!!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Kakuzu yelled "WHAT CAN FUCKING FAN GIRLS DO!? WE ARE GOD DAMN NINJAS!!!!"
"Actually Kakuzu I know what they can do…"
"And what's that leader?"
"Well they can [insert what you want here] then they would [insert what else you would do here] with a [Insert tool here] and a [Insert fan girl/boy suggestions there]…." The room was Silent once more.
After a half an hour of awkward silence Itachi finally spoke up. "Then what do we do?"
"Well since you asked I did come up with a plan recently."
"What the fuck is it??" Hidan asked anxiously.
"Well I've set up a summer program that will allow us each to study these creatures. Konan…before she left for her 'vacation' gave me the list of girls we are going to be living with for the next five to six weeks depending on the rate of how quickly we find the source of the fangirlism…" the leader announced.
"Wait…we…us? Living with them? Are you mad?!" Sasori some-what protested.
"Well then how do you suppose we study them?"
Sasori had an idea but then decided not to speak; it could have made things turn out horrible. "Well who are they?" He asked instead.
"Well that's what we are going to find out."
The Akatsuki looked at him confused as hell.
"Um ahem… we have to go to their houses and pick them up. They don't know they've been chosen so they won't have anything ready for us when we go to get them."
"OH~" the Akatsuki said (I guess) in unison.
"So be up bright and early every one. Operation Fan Girl starts early. Meeting dismissed."
The leader left the room and everyone went to continue their business. As the day grew dark the Akatsuki resided in the living room doing various things. Hidan and Tobi were playing super smash brothers brawl on the wii with the game cube controllers, Kakuzu was counting money on the couch, Deidara was messing with his clay while Kisame was sitting next to him reading a book. The others were in their rooms they didn't want to stick around for long.
"So what do you think they'll be like?" asked Kisame as he looked up from his book.
"Better not take my money that's all that matters…"
"Shut the fuck up you money whore. No one give a shit about your money."
"Hi-san you're cursing again."
"Shut it Tobi!"
"I hope mine likes art, un"
"I doubt I have one though." Kisame mumbled as he returned to his book.
"I hope I don't have one less mouths to feed and less money to be spent."
"AH SHIT!! How the fuck did you beat me!?"
"Tobi is a good boy!"
"Well we will see tomorrow wont we, un."
"I guess." The group sighed.
The rest of the evening went on boring and slow and the remaining members went back to their rooms to sleep and wait for Operation Fan Girl to commence.
Ok so i hope u lyked Chapter one (more lyk a prolouge). The other chapters will be alot yea i dont own akatsuki and evn if i did they would take over the world and they wouldnt be wearing those cloaks *nose bleed*
I'll update when i get at least Five reviews. so plz review!!