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TerasBad: Get Ready for some Random Drabble! We just couldn't put ShinoxKiba down. Why? Because they're hot! Sizzle
Lovely Spell: And isn't that the truth! In this fic errbody has the hots for our good boy Kiba. TB, the warnings please!
TerasBad: We do not own Naruto but we are filing a deposition to attain rights. We'll get there. Don't worry. We'll get there.
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Ino sipped on her smoothie as she leaned over the table, looking out of the log cabin cafe at the sexy, rippling muscles of the tan God cutting wood outside. She hissed as the man bent over to pick up another log to split. "Dem buns doh," she said to Sakura beside her.
She didn't think there was anyone she'd see other than Sasuke Uchiha, but there was no denying that lumberjack in all his plaid, tight-jeaned glory was causing unspeakable thoughts.
Kiba raised the axe over his head and with one downward swing he split the log. He bent over and picked up another to continue chopping.
Sakura bit her bottom lip and nodded appreciatively. "Yeah, bend over, baby," she agreed and was surprised when Hinata paused besides them with her own drink.
Hinata's eyes opened widely as she saw what her friends were staring at. "I-is that-?" she never finished her sentence as they all fell silent when the mysterious lumberjack put the axe down, by embedding it in the stump he was using to prop up the wood.
Kiba shrugged off the thick jacket now that he'd warmed up and adjusted the thin sleeveless undershirt that had begun to cling to him as his worked up a light sheen of sweat.
Ino sighed. "We gotta come up here more," she told her friends.
Sakura giggled pervertedly as a thought came to mind. "Girls, I wonder what he's working with. You know?" she asked and wished for Kiba to turn around and show them what they really wanted to see. "I mean, are we talking twig, stump or branch?" she asked.
Hinata's ears were burning, but she didn't object to the line of conversation.
"Oh, it's a log," Ino said with no doubt in her mind. "As thick as the one he's splitting right now," he said as Kiba brought his axe down again. "Oof, I want him to split me in half," she said shaking her head as she sipped her smoothie.
Sakura couldn't help but shake her head. "I don't know, Ino. Those pants are awfully tight. How much room could he possibly half left for that log of yours?" she asked. "I give him 6 inches and I'm being generous."
Hinata raised her brows as Kiba swung again and this time paused to remove his undershirt as well. "E-eight," she whispered her opinion.
Ino turned. "What? You guys are insane. He's packing 10 inches, for balance," she said when there was a long drawn out slurp from a cup next to their table. They all looked over at Shino who was standing expressionless with a drink of his own, looking out the window with them.
"13, hard," Shino said in a monotone before leaving the cafe.
"You have admirers," he told Kiba as he walked up to him and handed him his drink.
Kiba looked over his shoulder and turned back. He kissed Shino long and slow and smiled as he pulled away. "Love you."
The End
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