Bonjour, readers! This will be my official first fic following the disaster of my previous ones. Well, enjoy!

"Another lonely day!"

On the top of Mount Silver lies a great trainer AKA the almost unbeatable guy you know and love, Red. Having only been defeated once before leveling up all his Pokemon to 100, he was typically what the yanks call a loner. But who can blame him? The allowed him to go down when he was defeated, when he needed it or pretty much anytime he wants. But he must return once a challenger defeats the Elite Four and Bla bla bla.

One day, however he got sick of being the "Unbeatable one and thought several ways to get out of the Mountain.

Gliding down from the peak.

FAILURE

Pretending to be sick.

FAILURE

Getting a girlfriend and (CENSORED)

FAILURE(x2)

"That's it, I had ENOUGH!" he shouted one day. HE called his Charizard and flew to the Indigo Platuea.

"Lance, I'm sick of this!" he said while slamming his fist on the table.

"Now Red, you kno-"

"Yeah, yeah being the ultimate champion of the 4 regions means being in and freeze to death. Yeah I know how it works!" said Red.

"Fine if that's how you like it, then let's negotiate."

"I'm listening."

"Let's put up a contest where anyone can fight you, Champion or not".

"OK"

"Then however can beat you can stay in Mt. Silver until he or she gets defeated."

"Wait, won't saying that scare away the challengers?"

"Who said anything about telling about the 'prize'?"

"Lance, you sneaky little-"

"So do you like the terms"

"Indeed"

(insert Spongebob's Narrator here)

THE NEXT DAY

ANIMEVERSE

"Hey Ash, slow down!" shouted May.

"But the sign up is almost over!" said you know who.

"Common Ashy-boy! What are the chances of defeating this guy anyway? Even that guy with the extremely powerful weapon and game transfer machine thing took 5 tries to defeat him in the Gen 6 remake of Gold!" Said the rival.

"Yeah Ash his Pokemon are like, level 100! He even has a MissingNo.!" Said Gisselle.

"Gisselle, I told you that levels aren't everything. I'm sure that defeating this guy is like taking a candy from a baby."

"You mean it will be hard?"

"Who said tha- wait, I know him!"

"Right here folks!"

"Seargent, where have you been all this years?"

" Um, no fics were made yet remember?"

"Oh yeah."

"Who's he? Said Dawn.

"He's Chief Seargent Ramirez! You know, the hacker-glitcher-cheater-awesome guy-MythBusters watcher and the one who was able to get MissingNo in Black? Also the guy created by the Author for Comic Relief and Action sequences for his future fic?" said Iris.

"Yeah and-

"Enough with that. As you see, I'm Red's scout looking for any trainer who wants to face him off. Since you guys are the main characters, you're automatically listed up for the competition- except you Max".

All guys:"YEY!"

Max:"NO!"

"Don't fret Max. Here's he's autograph"

Max:"SWEET!"

"Well, see you later. If you would excuse me I'll be recruiting Satoshi and the other Japanese guys and the characters of the American version of the manga where Green is called Blue and vice-versa. Adieu!"

Meanwhile in Viridian City in Pokemon Adventures…

"Well according to this fic main characters of the main line Pokemon merchandise gey automatically signed up for this challenge. Do who is this other Red exactly?" said the manga Red.

"He's some guy who's apparently the main character of the games which apparently aren't made by the Pokemon league as official tie-ins to a competiton going on." Said Green.

"Wait you mean they're just made by ordinary people?" said Blue.

"Exactly." Said Green

"That explains why the Elite Four can be fought as the Pokemon League instead of over a million trainers." Said Gold.

"Guys, I'm here! So why are we here exactly?" said Yellow.

"We're going into the gameverse which are apparently made by people from the real world and not the Pokemon League." Said Red.

"You mean-"

"Yes"

"That explains why I can't make this damn Pikachu evolve. (Pulls out DS with Pokemon Yellow) WHY WON'T YOU TAKE THIS THUNDERSTONE?"

"Guys,I'm here!" said the Sarge.

"'Bout time. Now let's go!" said Platinum.

Well, you like it?
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