I don't own anything
In a dark ally a black car pulled to a stop before transforming into a deceptican who said "Report."
A computer that was laying on the ground transformed and said "I have been spying on the human male as Megatron ordered. He has not been in contact with the Autobots while at his home...I do not believe that this human is the one we want. May I kill him."
The 'Car' said "No, your orders are to spy on the humans to find out what he knows about the Autobots."
The 'Computer' said "But the human doesn't do anything besides come's home and sit's in front of me for hours watching his species mate while spraying lubricant on me."
The Car smirked and said "That's what you get for asking Lord Megatron to have access to the internet."
The next day the 'Computer heard "oh, oh, oh." come from his speakers before being sprayed by 'lubricant' and thought "Maybe I should become an autobot."