Hisho (ItaxNaru)

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does. The only ones I own is the girl that Kisame sees. Enjoy!

Could my life get impossibly worse then it is already? Tell me that. I mean, being a ninja isn't really cutting it with my money situation. People, they're just ignoring me ever since the peace came again, like I was the plague. Might as well go on leaving for a while and get a second job, his thoughts were filled with anger and sorrow as he glared at the ceiling.

He didn't really want to leave his village, his one true home he would give his life for. He loved it here, just from his stride and the way he carried himself you could tell. He sighed, "Ugh, I really, really hate this. I really do. I don't want to do this."

Within his hands, he flipped the day's newspaper as his eyes quickly skimmed through the help wanted ads. While looking through the small paragraphs, his mood slowly diminished with each ad that didn't interest him.

Finally after what seem like forever to him, he found one that caught his attention, a smile coming onto his pale lips. Blue eyes turned from the emotionless sapphire orbs they were before, into the liquid ocean waters.

So it pays weekly and the only way to get it is to get an interview, harmless enough, he thought as his eyes almost bulged out of his head in a second after thinking. Snapping his head to the calendar then to the paragraph that said when the interviews will take place and where. Today, he screamed in his mind with the breath getting stuck in his throat. He started to grab handfuls of hair, trying to pull it out.

You could say, the blond that he is, is clueless about dates.

He rushed around, gathering things he needed to lock the apartment up, then proceeded to the door in a run. Locking the door, he ran in place, ready to burst out into speed once it was securely locked. Now, all he had to do was get to the old café, Izanami.

Racing down the steps, he didn't care who he pushed out of the way, he just wanted to get there on time for an interview.

Along the run, he almost ran someone over, the lazy but smart shinobi, Shikamaru Nara. "Sorry Shika, kinda in a hurry."

"Naruto did you finally go blind or what? Watch where you're going next time!" Shikamaru called out as he waved a fist in the air at the blond, sweat on his forehead from the almost collision.

"I said sorry!" Naruto yelled back, two blocks away from the future deer raiser. "I certainly need to start paying attention to dates or I'm gonna be screwed."

He reached it, out of breath, but he reached it. He was the last one in line, the rest of the people being women that looked quite ticked for waiting so long.

"She's to fucking smutty and lazy! No good! Get the fuck out of here bitch!"

Naruto couldn't help but blink at the voice, seeing Sakura storm away as he tried to figure out who it was. Nothing was coming to his usually dull brain, as the line moved a pinch.

Slowly as time wore on, the line was getting smaller as he stood and wanted to sit down.

When he was close enough to see who was doing the interviews, he fought back the urge to kill. The whole Akatsuki fraternity were the ones. I best be on my guard then, he thought as he bit down on his tongue to prevent words.

Finally, it was his turn and he saw a very pissed Hidan as he spun a pen around on his finger. A vein was visible as it was throbbing under the pale skin. Naruto watched one of his eyebrows twitched at his irritation.

The others, they decided to be safe and scooted away, not wanting a premature death to fall on them. Sweat drops were on their foreheads, most of them anyway. Tobi was too busy to notice anything as he drew on his piece of paper. Kakuzu, on the other hand, was being a daredevil, sitting next to Hidan like there wasn't anything wrong with the Jashin worshiper. "Come one you motherfucker. We – defiantly me – don't have all fucking day to dillydally."

Naruto nodded, not really wanting death to befall on him yet. "My name, its . . . Jun Toda. I use to be a shinobi but gave it up. I still know my jutsu, maybe, it'll help with the chores."

His eyes scanned his worst enemies that were out to get the fox that was sealed within him. Kisame, being bored as hell, was leaning on Itachi as he yawned and balanced a pen on his nose. Itachi, he had intrigue in his eyes, like he wanted him to be a housekeeper. Hidan's vein that was throbbing madly slowly went back down into his head as the others stared. Tobi and Zetsu weren't paying attention because Tobi was doodling a flower. Zetsu, he was staring at a pet rabbit that was in its hutch, drool coming down his chin a little as he closed the venus fly trap. Pain was taking notes the whole time and Konan, also being bored was making origami swans. "Good . . . "

Naruto couldn't help but fall to the ground like a wounded bird as his world fell black from an intense pain in his neck. He just didn't know Itachi was standing behind him with a small smirk on his face. "He'll do."

Its short i know. I'll try to get the rest up but muse is being lazy. Comment please