Wally is an Idiot

A KND fan fiction

Disclaimer: I do not own the show Codename: Kids Next Door. I did, it would not be for children.

In this story, Nigel Uno is female, and Named Samantha Uno. She has curly black hair, but is basically identical to Nigel. They are sixteen and seventeen in this story. They are a part of the TND.

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This Chapter is from Samantha's POV

"Numbah One?" "Yes Numbah Four. What is it?" I replied, quizzical as to what was so important my work was being interrupted for it. "We have a problem", he stated in a monotone. "And what problem would that be then 4". "Just come to the TV. Room Sam, then you'll see". With that he left the room, leaving me sitting there. 'This really must be serious'; I thought to myself as I rose from my favorite armchair, 'usually he just tells me what's wrong.'

"Alright people this better be good," I announced as I entered the room, "I was in the middle of… Kuki why are you crying?" She was curled into a ball on the couch, with her head buried I her knees, crying her eyes out. "They're going to knock down the teen's club and build a parking lot!" she wailed as her head finally lifted. I turned my head towards the TV, catching the last few moments of the offending news report.

I pursed my lips, considering what to do about the situation. After a few moments I lifted my head, and with a clear voice declared "Teens Next Door...Battle stations!" Everyone leaped from their places in tandom, and rushed over to the garage. All except Abby, who turned to me and asked "Do you think we can pull this off? We haven't had a mission in weeks!""Numbah Five" I replied " We will be fine, we always are" She raised her eyebrow, but my tone had made it clear that my decision was final. "Fine" she replied "but if Abby gets ganked, it's on your head Sam" she muttered while turning towards the garage. What have I gotten myself into?