Mikey

Greg/Nick

"And this little guy's name is Mikey. He's a three month old Golden Lab puppy, who's ready to give love to a deserving family. If you're that family, please call 1-800-9000."

I glanced at the phone held loosely in my sleeping boyfriend's hand. Maybe-

"No Greg," came his sleepy voice.

"What?" I asked innocently.

"We already have a dog."

"You have a dog," I pouted.

"I thought you liked Maverick?"

"I do, but he's not a squirming little puppy like Mikey."

"I can't believe you want a puppy."

"Could be worse-I could want a baby."

Silence… "What was that number again?"

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