So, this is my latest work! Over the time I have been in the fandom, I've created OC children from two countries. They're not all straight pairings, I have reasons you can ask if you can be bothered. I've decided to put them into Hetalia and instead of the normal countries, my OC's will replace the characters! So if you don't like OC's, then leave. Don't like, don't read.
And just so you know, they all have two parents, but only the parent that their city is in is relevant. E.g. - Even though for instance Tokyo has an Allied Father, she doesn't have anything to do with him. They may mention being a child of them, but it doesn't affect what group they are in etc. and relationships between their parent countries. If I forgot anything that may confuse you, please tell me and I'll add it.
Note: This is not historically accurate. No History is taught using these cities. Also, I hate bad grammar, it's just something I added Washington in to do and London (as do I as a Brit) hate it when people are lazy with the way they speak. It's not me being lazy.
A Guest Reviewer has asked if I can put the Capitals mentioned at the beginning and what country they represent. So, in order of appearance (though some are not mentioned being the speaker and some don't speak at all):
Washington D.C.- United States of America.
London- England.
Brussels- Belgium.
Madrid- Spain.
Helsinki- Finland.
Stockholm- Sweden.
Tokyo- Japan.
Bern- Switzerland.
Paris- France.
Beijing- China.
Moscow- Russia.
Vilnius- Lithuania.
Minsk- Belarus.
Riga- Latvia.
Tallinn- Estonia.
Warsaw- Poland.
Athens- Greece.
Bonn- (West) Germany.
Rome- (North) Italy.
Residenz- Holy Roman Empire (There are several Residenz's and I don't count this one as a Child).
Naples- South Italy.
Rome, Germania and the Micronations will be as themselves.
HETALIA: AXIS POWERS EPISODE 1: WORLD MEETING.
"Hell yeah! I think this meeting can start and-"
"If this is how you're going to start a meeting I can automatically tell it's going to be a crap one, Washington!"
"Calm your tits London, bro!"
"For one, I am not your 'bro' since last time I checked I was female, and two, get this meeting started properly!"
"OK, OK, fine." Washington D.C. sighed. "So, I guess this meetings already started, yada yada. So, say whatever the hell you want as long as ya-"
"YOU."
"Fucks sake London. As long as YOU want to keep a good status, make sure you keep your mouth shut if you're gonna-"
"GOING TO."
"London, leave me alone for five minutes will ya? Keep your mouth shut if you're gonna say something inappropriate, k all?"
"This is going to fall to pieces-"
"-Not when I have Coffee, hahahahahahaha~"
"Please, Bern, or anyone who has a gun, please give it to me now. That is, unless I get coffee too!~"
"As usual, since me and Stockholm never get any notice, I'm going to place a bet on who argues first~" A female voice piped up, said person scratching the back of their neck.
"Helsinki, I can see your scars and I really don't like it!"
"Sorry Stockholm, but they don't hurt."
"I still don't like them though. If Moscow hurts you like that ever again he's going to really-"
"He won't hurt me like that again. It's fine Stockholm."
"So, because I'm the Capital of the United States of freaking America, I'm starting whether y'all like it or not." Washington just grinned seeing London's face go red with anger. "So, like me and my good old Dad America said about that using Global Warming to enslave humanity thing, I think we'd be OK if we like build this huge hero and have him protect the Earth for us- I give you this super hero, though it sounds way too cool to be real it is, 'Globoman'!
Tokyo looked up. "I agree with Washington-"
"Woman up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!" Bern said, his eyebrows furrowed as he smacked his hand down on the table.
"There's no way- Especially if it was created by you, Washington- That some hero will help global warming or humanities enslavement."
"If London and Washington don't agree, how can I look better than them by completely dissing them both?"
"Agincourt you wanker!"
"Hey, London, why is it like us American's and the rest of the world are like Wank-ur and then you Brit's are like Wank-a?"
"Because it's my accent and-"
"Didn't when we become independent you changed your accent so it didn't sound like ours anymore? That basically means you had our accent, so yeah, London!"
"Washington, you are a dear brother of mine but sometimes it's just so tempting to just-"
"Paris, why do you hate America so much? It's just like it's your hobby." Washington said as London decided to direct her attention now to the Frenchman and the two were rolling around, yanking hair and screaming curses. "Couldn't you make me my own Statue of Liberty like your Dad gave to my Dad? But just make her tits bigger and so she looks more like a whore just to make my Dad jealous."
The fifteen year old Chinese girl sighed, thinking aloud to herself. "Western Nations are just so immature these days! And from what I heard, they were before I was born, too! Maybe I can try appealing to their only organ that actually seems to work. Would you guys like to try some of my Chinese tasty treats? The first is free but you will be paying for the rest!"
Paris and London just kept brawling, both yelling that they'd just get hungry again anyway, as Moscow leaned over, taking one and smiling softly as he ate it.
Madrid, one of the quieter nations at meetings smiled over to the tall Russian. "Hey, why don't you say something Moscow? They'll stop fighting if you go over and step in, even if your Alliance for WWI isn't still around."
Moscow stood up, walking the opposite direction to the two fighting Western Europeans. "What? Why should I when there are all these other countries here? No thanks." He stopped behind an awkward looking girl with long brown hair tied into a yellow, green and red ribbon loosely. "I want to see Vilnius get in big trouble and come crawling back for help." He then walked over to the next chair to a girl no older than eight already getting harassed by silent and deadly Minsk. "Then Riga will be right behind."
Tallinn, who was sat opposite them, was thinking softly throughout the meeting. She smiled a bit to Moscow, before saying "You're so tough, next you'll try picking a fight with Port-au-Prince."
"If you take another step closer to Vilnius, then I am automatically making myself your Capital!"
Athens had just decided to sleep throughout the whole thing, quietly snoring and not even flinching at the noise everyone was making.
Beijing groaned in annoyance. "Please everyone! Calm down!"
However, she wasn't the one in the room losing her temper the most. Bonn only spoke when she was spoken to or thought necessary, but once she's mad you don't want to see the bad side of her. Finally she lost it, standing up, slamming her fists down and yelling "Everyone shut up!"
Paris and London stopped their brawl, looking at the younger capital. "Bonn?!"
She sat down, finally realising she was being acknowledged. "We've called this conference to solve the world's problems, not to fight about the problems of our past (Most of them are stupid problems anyway). And since I seem to be the only Capital who seems to know how to run a meeting, we'll follow by my rules from here on out. Eight minutes for speeches, no chit chat about side deals, or anything, and absolutely no going over the time limit, even by a millisecond. Now if you want to go, make sure you're prepared and raise your hand, but do it in such a way it doesn't mock any salute of Germany's past."
A small hand went up.
"Bonn recognises her friend Rome!"
The Roman boy smiled, before letting out a high pitched "Pastaaaa!"
[INSERT HETALIA: AXIS POWERS OPENING HERE]
It is said that long ago in this land, there lived a man who conquered the Mediterranean Sea and gained all the Worlds Wealth. His name was the Roman Empire. He had it all; the Worlds Wealth, Fame and Vast Land. The man who gained everything, one day he just- disappeared.
LATER, DURING WORLD WAR ONE!
Bonn trod her feet down carefully, trying not to tread on any twigs, especially not dropping the one in her hands and treading on that one.
The forest she was in was vast and it seemed like she was the only one there. She knew however, that she wasn't.
She sighed. "I'm supposed to be fighting a descendant of Rome right now, but so far no such luck." She knew it was stupid to talk aloud while she was doing so, but she had already braced herself incase Rome's descendant or another member of the Allied Forces came out of the blue and attacked her. She always liked to work to a plan, and so far she hadn't made any errors to it. "How weird. We crossed the border with no problem, didn't we Herr Stick?" Alright, Bonn wasn't childish, but after finding it back when she was about to leave her Capital ready to come and attack the Italian, she had found it and kept it as a 'good luck charm'. "I'm so sorry I didn't share my liver wurst with you. The invasion was going so well I forgot about feeding you, mein stick." She wrapped the stick tightly in her arms, before carrying on further into the forest.
She had become so desperate it seemed the stick replied to her. "You're right, I shouldn't let my guard down. Talking about him he must have some sort of plan."
Bonn stopped as she suddenly identified something in the clearing near the middle of the forest. Looking at it, she identified it to be a tomato box. "What is this?"
To be continued…
[INSERT CHIBITALIA OPENING HERE]
Once upon a time in a house called the Roman Empire, the newborn Rome lived with various other capitals, including Residenz and Paris. But one day, Rome's great-grandfather took him away and forced him to leave his home and friends.
For a while, Rome spent his time drawing and singing with his unusually handsome great-grandfather. Rome had a natural infinity for artistic pursuits, so his Great-Grandfather was delighted.
"It's fun to draw pictures! Somehow I feel so renaissance! I want to show my drawings to big brother Paris and the Roman Empire and that other big brother who I don't know the name of because I haven't met yet. I can't wait to see everyone!"
Unfortunately, when he met them again:
"You must become part of the Holy Roman Empire and become a second Capital!"
"Fratello, my status is higher than yours!"
They had all become assholes.
And as little Rome ran away, Residenz was on hot pursuit of him.
"Stop! I want you to become part of the Holy Roman Empire now! Please!"
[END OF EPISODE 1]
Thanks to fereve13 for reminding me that the Capital of West Germany was Bonn, instead of me just putting her as West Berlin. I have a stupid History teacher who told me that, so please tell me if I haven't changed one of the West Berlins :)