"You expect me to love you again," she shouts "But how am I supposed to do that when you broke my heart?" He breathes deep, bites his lip, and looks her in the eye.
"Honestly I don't know"
"Well that's new the almighty, allknowing Jess doesn't know something ladies and gentleman" she shouts. He looked around and noticed the crowd gathering around the dinner windows.
"You don't quite have a answer either Ms. Yale graduate." he says getting just as frustrated. She looked pissed at the name.
"I'm not the one who asked to marry me, we aren't even dating" she shouts
"Why beat around the bush. If we dated you would have a chance to bail. I mean you gilmores have a track record" her eyes flash and she slaps him. "Fuck" he let's slip. It hurt like hell.
"You take that back!" she shouts. His mouth snaps shut keeping him from saying something he'd regret.
"Look at the statistics Dean says he loves you, you guys break up, Logan proposes you decline. Your mom gets pregnate doesn't marry the father in fact sh runs to this lovely town, Max Medina over there gets denied so many times for marrige, the other rich dude they break up over "buisness"" he says putting air quotes around buisness. "Luke and her break up beacause she wants to marry oh and thn back to the all and wonderful duche a chris the man I'd love to beat the living shit out of gets his own chapter. He ran all over the country burning his parents money, comes her gets with your mom then leaves for knocking up another woman, then comes back with the woman loving baby charm slowly stealing your mother fom Luke, then marrying then divorcing within what a month? Even your grandparents have broken up" he says getting madder and madder."I'm just stating facts here" he says. She slaps him again and this time twice as hard.
"You have a unreliable past too Jess. You leave three times. Both times leaving me in the dust. You push people away that care. Run from all your problems. So you can see my conflict here" she says pointing at him. He looks like he's about to blow when she adds. "You know what? I'm not dealing with this and your stupid fake proposal just for you to mess with my head. Fuck you" she says walking out the dinner. He follows her in anger. The towns people split to give them passage.
"Rigjt back at you and you know what if you're thinking of using Logan, or Dean, or any other dude in your past just remind them and yourself they're your second your rebound." he shouts to her she stops, and turns. She walks killer calmly towards him and he knows he's gonna regret this. He readies himself for a slap, maybe even a punch in the face from the girl with that withering glare he so wished he never asked to see so many years ago. No she suprises him like always. She grabs his collar, pulling him down to her face, nose to nose. They stare at each other.
"If I could hate you, and so many times I wish I could but can't, I would. But no I love you so much, and even though you're so many bad things I love you so of course I'll marry you stupid Dodger" she says kissing him. If so were possible there would be sparks and coincidental fireworks. They pull away and she adds "But if you ever say any of that shit again I will most defiantly tortu then kill you in very creative ways" she whispers in his ear. He gulps. Then raises his eyebrows
"but the who will get you coffee?" he asks