Agent Bracket's Excuse For Being....Here.
Written by: Agent Bracket
Copyright © 2001 July 21
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Oh no... What have I gotten myself into?! Aliens? Real life aliens? Oh god no... Why does all this stuff have to happen to happen to me? It's not like I asked for this. I bet you're wondering what happened to me and why I'm here? And why I'm Bracket? *sighs* I thought you did. I have ESP you know. I have ESPN too. And ESPN2 also. Heh. Okay, anyway... Yes. Why I'm here. Or would you like to know why my name is Bracket first? It's shorter. Alright, we'll go with that story first then.
They ran out of letters. That's right. The M.I.B. ran out of letters! And they refused to give out numbers, so I'm stuck being Agent Bracket. What kind of a name is that? Bracket. *sighs* Certainly not what I asked for, that's for sure...
See, I told you it was short. Now. Why I'm here... Yes. Okay. Well.... Um.... To tell you the truth, I don't remember. Of course, no one really remembers, do they? Not until it's time for them to leave. Then they remember. They go back to what ever life they had previously and start over, in a way. I'll never get that. I've been flashy thingy-ed too many times. I'll never be able to remember.
Oh...umm... You wanted to know why I am standing here telling you my life story? Oh... Well... You see... There's this person in my head. Yeah, in my head. No, she's not an alien. She's a writer. Yeah. Anyway, she tells me what to do and say. Her name? Umm... Destiny something, I think. I'm not sure though. I could be wrong. No, it's not just Destiny. There's something else to it. Why don't I ask her? Easy. She'd hurt me. Very badly. *looks thoughtful for a moment* And I don't really think either of us would like that...
Why not? Oh that's easy. I'm her new character in the stories. She gets to make me do things that normal characters would resist doing. Uh, no, but I do get free pizza. Yeah, it's not to bad. So far, anyway.
**Suddenly a light flashes in the room. It's blue. Don't ask why it's blue. It just is.**
What was that? Oh, you're a big help. Agent K! What was that light? You didn't see it? Did U see it? No? Oh well... It was nothing I guess...
**The power starts flickering, then a strange blue glow emits from a dust partical floating around in the room.**
Okay, now I know it's not just me.
**The dust light flares up, then fanishes without a trace, taking you with it**
Oh well... I guess that's it. I mean, if you're not here to listen to me, so there's not much point, is there?
GAME OVER...
Erm...
The End
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...Or is it?
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Written by: Agent Bracket
Copyright © 2001 July 21
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Oh no... What have I gotten myself into?! Aliens? Real life aliens? Oh god no... Why does all this stuff have to happen to happen to me? It's not like I asked for this. I bet you're wondering what happened to me and why I'm here? And why I'm Bracket? *sighs* I thought you did. I have ESP you know. I have ESPN too. And ESPN2 also. Heh. Okay, anyway... Yes. Why I'm here. Or would you like to know why my name is Bracket first? It's shorter. Alright, we'll go with that story first then.
They ran out of letters. That's right. The M.I.B. ran out of letters! And they refused to give out numbers, so I'm stuck being Agent Bracket. What kind of a name is that? Bracket. *sighs* Certainly not what I asked for, that's for sure...
See, I told you it was short. Now. Why I'm here... Yes. Okay. Well.... Um.... To tell you the truth, I don't remember. Of course, no one really remembers, do they? Not until it's time for them to leave. Then they remember. They go back to what ever life they had previously and start over, in a way. I'll never get that. I've been flashy thingy-ed too many times. I'll never be able to remember.
Oh...umm... You wanted to know why I am standing here telling you my life story? Oh... Well... You see... There's this person in my head. Yeah, in my head. No, she's not an alien. She's a writer. Yeah. Anyway, she tells me what to do and say. Her name? Umm... Destiny something, I think. I'm not sure though. I could be wrong. No, it's not just Destiny. There's something else to it. Why don't I ask her? Easy. She'd hurt me. Very badly. *looks thoughtful for a moment* And I don't really think either of us would like that...
Why not? Oh that's easy. I'm her new character in the stories. She gets to make me do things that normal characters would resist doing. Uh, no, but I do get free pizza. Yeah, it's not to bad. So far, anyway.
**Suddenly a light flashes in the room. It's blue. Don't ask why it's blue. It just is.**
What was that? Oh, you're a big help. Agent K! What was that light? You didn't see it? Did U see it? No? Oh well... It was nothing I guess...
**The power starts flickering, then a strange blue glow emits from a dust partical floating around in the room.**
Okay, now I know it's not just me.
**The dust light flares up, then fanishes without a trace, taking you with it**
Oh well... I guess that's it. I mean, if you're not here to listen to me, so there's not much point, is there?
GAME OVER...
Erm...
The End
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...Or is it?
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