"Damn it Ziva! Why do you do this! You know I hate it! I've told you time and time again!"
"Tony you are being ridiculous! Why do you even care?"
"Because it was important to me and you, you molested it in ways I can describe!"
"Molested? Molested! Tony what I did is NOT molesting!"
"Abused! Tortured! Take your pick Ziva!"
"Tony sometimes I swear I truly want to kill you!"
"Like you did to it? Ergh! You cannibal!"
"You did NOT just call me a cannibal."
"I think I did."
"You will pay for that!" And Ziva lunged at him, pushing him to the ground, she straddled his chest and grabbed his hand holding a pressure point as hard as she could (but not quite braking his hand)
"Get off me." Hissed Tony and he spat in her face.
Ziva angrily wiped the saliva from her eye and glared down at Tony.
"You will regret that for the rest of your life."
"Yea?" Challenged Tony,
"Yea."
Tony rolled them over and held Ziva's hands above her head, "Why do I doubt that?" he asked before kissing her deeply causing her to moan into his mouth.
"Tony." She whimpered,
"I know Sweet Cheeks."
"I need you. Now."
Tony laughed and scooped her into his arms, carrying her to the bedroom in his apartment.
"And you'll have me. And don't worry, you'll regret eating my taco for the rest of the night."