A silly story, indeed
Michelle Brown was up to no good in Netto. She looked through her handbag and saw a lady staring at her.
"Whadare ya doin?" she asked.
"Umm...Ummm...I'm just a sad old tosspot," she replied. The shopkeepers looked through her handbag and found THOUSANDS of Netto products.
One week later, Michelle Brown was stewing in a cell on G-Wing. Shell and Denny vandalised some dictionaries, writing 'Michelle is a fucking beach.'
It was visiting time for Michelle. Her mum was going to bring a skateboard to help her escape. When it was time, Michelle saw her mum riding a cow on a skateboard!
"Aaaarrgghh!"she screamed, as it practically rode around widely. The cow managed to sneak into Larkhall's G-Wing and frightened everyone as it destroyed everything in its path. Tables, chairs, inmates, doors, pussies went flying everywhere as the cow broke through the walls.
Suddenly, it stopped and died.
With everyone else.