THE LORDS OF OTHER RINGS:

A/U: MOST OF THE CHARACTERS AND PLACES I USED ARE FROM TOLKIEN

CHAPTER 1: CONCERNING IDIOTS

The fourth age has come, and Legolas and Gimli had decided to follow their friends in the west. Gimli was waiting near the ships, while Legolas was clarifying their tickets.

"Hey Legolas, the ships are about to leave!" cried the dwarf.

"Coming Gimli!" replied the elf prince.

As they were about to leave Elrond's son, Elladan and Elrohir came and dismounted from their horses.

"Hey Legolas and Gimli, wanna come on an adventure?" asked the twins.

"NO! I'm spending my immortality in the west!" replied the annoyed elf prince.

"Continue, I'm interested..." replied the dwarf who was rethinking of going with Legolas.

"I and my bro are looking for companions for an adventure to look for the dwarf and elf rings!"

"Well, aren't the elf rings with Elrond, Galadriel, and Gandalf, who are in the west? It's not like you blew their ship...or did you?" asked the elf who had piercing eyes.

"We...sort of...used a firecracker that was too strong for the ship..."replied Elrohir.

"Well, what was it?" asked the dwarf who started to like the two.

"The men of earth said that C-4 was a nice firecracker. I told Elladan to use a Proton Bomb from a Sith lord, but he wouldn't listen."

"C-4?! That's a bomb!" exclaimed Legolas putting his hand on his head.

"Wow!" cried the dwarf, as if he knew nothing.

"Well Legolas, you're all alone, I'm joining these two cool guys, I guess elves aren't so gay as you!" said the dwarf as he went along with Elladan and Elrohir who were about to journey into the south.

"Wait for me!" cried the helpless elf as he joined along with the group.

"So, where are we goin?" asked Gimli.

"We never know, well, why we don't pass by Bree, I'm sure we'll find Merry and Pippin. They could join too! Plus, I packed all the Harad ale I could find in Rivendell."

"Tell me you two, why would there be ale from Harad in Rivendell?" asked the elf on the journey.

"Well Legolas, there are many things in Rivendell that dad does that we don't have any idea with. Like, treasures, and, some reproductive health stuff we found on his closet, a picture of one of our elf maidens naked. A list of sites that we discovered not suitable for us, a picture of Arwen dancing on a pole, signed by herself, well there are many things that daddy hid from us. We just found the ale buried on the ground by our dog, Spark."

"Right, and why are you telling me this? Oh, wait, don't answer that."

So the four companions rode off to Bree, at the Prancing Pony...