It was another night just like any other. Hyrule was quiet and everyone was except for one,zelda,she worked nights on the street's corner, selling her body.A green rupee would get you a handjob at best.A blue rupee would get you a a red rupee would get you an hour of whatever the fuck you wanted.
The first person to come was the old cave wizard. He was old,grody,and one of the top paying gave her a blue rupee and she got on her knees,as he penis smelt like moss covered in bat excrement as she leaned in,wrapping his penis in her lips before slowly starting to man moaned loudly as she began to work him faster and faster,until finally with a sigh of relief the man came down her throat and receded back into his cave.
Zelda got up and went back to her corner to find a group of men. they payed her a green rupee each as she sat down on the formed a circle around her as she grabbed a hold of their cocks and rubbed up and down until they were all satisfied.
Exhausted Zelda picked herself up and continued through her a boy in a green tunic ran shouting through the streets,breaking pottery,and hurting small a while he walked up to zelda and presented a red looked at him,bent over,and could feel his shaft sliding across her as if weighing it's options,until, penetrated felt every inch of him inside her as she held back her screams of pleasure,she hadn't felt like this in a as soon as it started,it had came prematurely,Zelda looked at him said "NO REFUNDS!" and ran off.
Later she went to her dealer Ganon and traded her rupees for a bag of pink powder got some on a dagger,took one long whiff,and died of an overdose