The many deaths of the Akatsuki

SO this is a short parody, i thought about this a while ago and only recently thought of making a fanfiction for it, now here it is. You should know the drill by now guys, enjoy and review :)

"Hidan and Kakuzu are...dead" Zetsu informed the remaining Akatsuki members, the members were silent for a moment.

"That's awesome" Deidara said smiling "now i don't owe Kakuzu that fiver"

"Deidara" Pein boomed from across the room "be more considerate, two of your team mates have just died!"

"No-one seemed to care when Sasori died, Tobi basically ripped his ring off and skipped away! No-one even mentioned his death!"

"Don't get your knickers in a twist, with Kakuzu gone we can't have any more after parties"

"Who cares about the after parties!" Deidara said teary eyed "I'll never party again"

"You won't anyway" Tobi said pipping in "Your the next one to go"

"WHAT?!"

"Oh yes that's right" Pein said thinking "then Itachi"

Itachi looked outside the cave in deep thought "That's the way it must be"

"NO!" Kisame screamed falling to his knees and shouting up to the heavens "take me instead!"

Tobi was chuckling "Soon, it will only be me...and Zetsu"

"Does Kisame die?" Zetsu asked confused "I don't remeber that in the script"

"Well i'll kill him off later then, it doesn't matter as long as i have Sasuke"

"OVER MY DEAD BODY!" Itachi shouted, Tobi turned to him in confusion.

"Well yes, you will be dead, i will be taking him literally OVER your dead body"

"Oh silly me that's right" Itachi said composing himself.

"Woah, hold up a second" Deidara said annoyed "basically i blow myself up and make this awesome last moment yet i still don't even kill Sasuke?! I may as well just blow myself up now"

"THINK OF THE FANGIRLS" Konan cried into her cloak.

"Why would i care about them? Now that the only person i have ever loved is GONE"

"At least you have fangirls" Kisame and Zetsu said at the same time, they both hugged each other tightly "why Kishimoto, why would you make such a hot group of males then US freaks!"

"I love you" Tobi said attempting to join the hug, but they pushed him away "you just use us"

"How do you think i feel!" Konan said, hands on hips "I'm the only girl in this organisation! Kishimoto is totally sexist!"

"Please Konan, this is man talk" Pein said as he paced up and down "Look, most of us are going to die, so let's say that whenever one of us dies someone in the organisation makes a tribute for the deceased on youtube"

"So since both Hidan and Kakuzu are dead, do we make one video for both or two for each?"

"One for each..Now since that has been sorted, let's go out to eat"

-A year later-

The Akatsuki base's door flung open, Hidan covered in mud and falling apart stormed in. "THE F****** HELL GUYS, THE HELL! YOU KNEW I WASN'T F****** DEAD I'M IMMORTAL! YOU JUST LEFT ME YOU B*******!" Hidan stopped shouting when he saw who he was shouting at.

"Oh Hidan...Hello" Madara said, Hidan looked around the room...Sasuke, some weird shark guy, a red-head slut and Tobi?

"...What have i missed"

"Ha, well you see it's a long story but most of the Akatsuki are dead, we are planning the destruction of the leaf village and you shouldn't be here yet..."

"I don't understand..."

"Look here's the manga's, go lay low somewhere, read them then come back when you know what your doing"

"O...kay"