Goat Pirates of Port Royal
"I be Caaaptain Billy Goat. Waaaatch your step aaas you board my boat."
"It looks more like a floating raft mate." Captain Jack snorted.
"Ye do beeest as to not insult me raaaaft- I mean boat."
"Sorry mate. I want to commandeer it for a while."
"Baaaaah."
"Are you reverting back to your natural ways?"
"Noooo."
"Oh. Because if you are, you'll have no need for this, uh, boat."
"Don't ye dare touch Blaaaaaaaaack Baaaaaailey!" Captain Billy Goat glared at Captain Jack with one eye.
"Writer!" Jack yelled.
"Yes Jack?" I poofed.
"It's Captain Jack Sparrow luv."
"Sorry."
"Anyway, don't you think that even this is too much for even you?"
"Uh, no." I pause. "Yes."
"Alright then, please end this utterly horrendous story please."
"Aye, aye Captain Crunch!"
"I weep for today's youth." Captain Jack sighed.
"END!" I shouted.