"T-those tits you have are huge. Ya know that?" Aerith slurred. Tifa sighed. She was drunk again. She'd been getting drunk a lot lately.
"Yes. I know." Tifa said.
"Those m-must be hard to carry around. A-and your athletic too." Aerith said.
"They can cause some discomfort." Tifa said. She honestly didn't want to discuss her breasts with Aerith. Particularly when she was drunk and in no condition to perform sexually. Tifa was horny god damn it. And the only fuckable people around was a dense idiot with Chocobo hair and Aerith, who seemed completely oblivious to her desire to fuck her brains out.
It was pretty god damn frustrating.
"Are those things real? You can tell a sister. I-I won't tell anybody." Aerith said.
"...Don't you think you should be heading to bed? Your pretty drunk." Tifa said.b
"Listen I-I'm fine. Just because I'm a *hic* fl-flower girl, you think I-I can't handle *hic* m-myself?" Aerith said.
"I'm sure you can handle yourself fine. But you've drank a lot. So I'm cutting you off." Tifa said.
"Yo-your a rude...big boobs lady." Aerith said.
"What are you a child?" Tifa said.
"W-why because I wear a pretty dress? And not *hic* domintrix gear?" Aerith said, she looked like she was going to fall off her stool.
"No. Because your acting like one." Tifa said.
"Y-your just a mean, mean, sexy, big boobs lady is what you are." Aerith said, pointing at her accusingly.
"Thanks. Let me help you to bed." Tifa said, leaving the bar and offering Aerith a hand.
Aerith got up unaided. She was very shaky and grasped the table.
"I...I can walk by myself." Aerith said.
"Ok. But you're going to end up on your-" Tifa started hearing a sudden yelp as Aerith crashed to the floor.
"Ass." Tifa said. She sighed and shook her head, walking towards Aerith and again offering her a hand. Aerith glared at it, but reluctantly took it, and Tifa's shoulder when it was offered.
She escorted the flower girl to her room, where she passed out almost immediately.
"Tifa...do you think my ass looks fat?" Aerith said. It was on the airship, a bit after a fight between Aerith and Yuffie over materia. During the exchange, Yuffie had called Aerith's shapely bottom, fat.
"No Aerith. Your ass is fantastic." Tifa said. Which was true. It was quite lovely.
"Really? You think so?" Aerith's expression turned to one of glee.
"Well yeah. Anyone with eyes could see that." Tifa said.
"Hm. You want to give it a nice grab then? See if it feels as good as it looks?" Aerith said with a smirk. Tifa was flushing. She very much did want to do exactly that. But suddenly Yuffie appeared, looking a bit regretful.
"Sorry for calling your ass fat. It's really not. At least not in a bad way." Yuffie said.
"I appreciate the apology." Aerith said with a nod.
"I have a problem with anger issues, which isn't your fault. But I'm working on it." Yuffie said.
"Are you working on it with Cloud, perhaps?" Aerith asked. Yuffie suddenly blushed.
"Uh...I...none of your business!" Yuffie said and ran off. Aerith and Tifa looked at each other and giggled.
"I guess we should probably get back to the others." Tifa said.
"Sure. You can touch my fat ass another time." Aerith said with a wink and walked off. Swaying her hips and giving her own bottom a firm smack as she left.
That girl was trouble, Tifa thought.
"God. Our friends suck." Aerith said.
"They really, really do." Tifa said. Now they were both hammered. Cloud and Yuffie had left them to do, god knows what. And they had been drinking ever since.
"We...We should moon them. As soon as they get back." Aerith said. Tifa laughed.
"Y-yeah. We should." Tifa said still laughing.
"I-I'm serious. First people to enter gets an eyeful." Aerith said.
"O-ok. I'm down." Tifa said.
Cloud was on the other end, fully crossdressed and at the side of his girlfriend Yuffie. Tonight they would finally reveal their relationship and Cloud would reveal his secret too. His love of crossdressing. And in a bright pink dress too.
"It'll be ok, Cloud. There our friends." Yuffie said.
"Y-yeah." Cloud said, he still looked uncertain.
"And if they judge you for it, I'll kick their asses!" Yuffie said. Cloud's painted red lips turned upward and he nodded.
"Yeah." Cloud said. Then the two walked in.
Only to immediately see two large pale female backsides aimed at them. Cloud blinked. Realized what he was seeing. Then immediately covered his eyes.
"Ew! Tifa and Aerith what are you doing!" Cloud said, letting out a girlish scream.
"Wh-what do you mean *hic* Ew. Our asses are fantastic!" Aerith said.
"Y-yeah. Your just jealous cause your girlfriend's ass is *hic* tiny." Tifa said. Yuffie, who was pretty turned on by the display, suddenly got angry.
"What did you two sluts just say about me?" Yuffie said.
"Please, you two just get dressed! This is totally gross. You guys are great but so not my type!" Cloud said.
"Could say the *hic* same about you, girly boy." Aerith said.
"That's it! I'm kicking your lesbo asses right now." Yuffie said.
A fight began and in the morning, they all made up. Though Aerith and Tifa would have a hard time sitting down for the next few days, what with the large Yuffie's hand-shaped welts on their backsides.