I DO NOT OWN DEATH NOTE.

So, I was listening to "Just Dance" by Lady GaGa in the shower (TMI?) and this is just an idea that popped up in my strange mind. I pictured it and "loled."

This really doesn't have a plot.

R&R.

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Light, with a towel bound tightly around his waist, walked into a luxurious washroom. His neck snapped to the ceiling which was miles high. His eyes panned the room, which was big enough to house the occupants of a third world country.

"Damn..." He said aloud in awe.

It was the headquarters' washroom--you know, the one on the 20th floor where no one ever went. L wasn't here, he actually stepped out for once, so Light figured he would take a nice and long shower.

The room was modern-styled. He didn't understand the purpose of L's creation of this room, and its enormity, but all he knew is that he would enjoy showering here. He headed over to his mp3 dock, which was attached to radically large speakers. He turned it on and put it on shuffle. Then, he was ready and he dropped his towel.

The shower was large as well, with a long curtain covering it. He pulled back the curtain, which must have been 8 feet long, and stepped inside. He grabbed the nozzle and blasted steaming hot water onto his body. The music started. Light moved his head to the beat and tapped his foot.

"I've had alittle bit too much (much). All the people start to rush, start to rush by." He started to do some foot motions, getting into the song.

"A dizzy twister dance. Can't find my drink or man...Where are my keys? I lost my phone." He moved his shoulders and maneuvered the nozzle to his back and played with the extension of the nozzle by tangling his leg with it.

"What's goin' on, on the floor? I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore." He sang the words quietly and kept the water on his hair. "Keep it cool What's the name of this club? I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright."

"JUST DANCE!" When the chorus came he began to sing really loudly and slid on the water from side to side and did several turns gracefully. He shook his right hip to the beat and spoke into the nozzle as if it were a microphone, bending closer and farther away from his mouth.

At this point, L was approaching the shower door and opening it slowly. He was also covering his ears because the music was almost too loud for him. He saw a moving silhouette behind the curtain. If his deductions were right, it had to be Light.

"Wish I could shut my playboy mouth." Light put a hand over mouth, put one hand on his hip and cocked his neck from side to side.

"How'd I turn my shirt inside out (inside out right). Control your poison babe. Roses have thorns they say, And we're all getting' hosed tonight!" He dropped his body down, bending his knees and raising his hand in the air and doing a body roll on his way up.

"What's goin' on, on the floor? I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore." He turned to the wall of the shower and ran his hands down his effeminate-like curves, kicking his feet slightly into the air.

"Keep it cool What's the name of this club? I can't remember but its alright, a-alright." He prepared himself for the chorus.

"JUST DANCE!" He swung his hips violently from side to side, along with his head. He flailed his arms and just went all out, yelling the lyrics to the song in a horrid singing voice.

L slowly pulled the curtains aside. He saw Light, probably at his worst moments of his routine, when he was flailing his arms and body around the shower and facing the wall. L's face contorted into one of delightful and extreme amusement.

He smacked a hand to his mouth and began to laugh uncontrollably underneath it.

It sounded something like "Ppppffahaahahaahahahahaha."

Light continued to dance and L wished he had some kind of recording device to savor this once-in-a-lifetime moment. He was still laughing underneath his hand and widening his eyes with the progression of Light's moves. He didn't know the boy could move like that...in such... provocative ways.

Finally, Lighto felt the frigid air and jerked himself around. He froze and looked at L's face. L's face was all out of proportion; his mouth was in a perpetual smile and eyes were wider than ever. L was even more satisfied with Light's recognition of him because of his position. Light froze with his legs clasping the nozzle tightly and his hands placed on his arse. He must have had a desire to grind...the nozzle? L slowly rose his index finger and pointed and Light and shook his head. The music continued playing until L went to shut off the mp3 player. He then met Light's gaze.

"Light-kun sure has some good moves." L snorted and bit his lip. Light acknowledged the words and shut off the water placidly, turning toward L. He breathed in heavily and locked his eyes onto L's.

"YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" He pounced onto L and pinned him down to the floor. "YOU DON'T WALK IN ON PEOPLE LIKE THAT!"

"I heard very loud music and wanted to see where it was coming from." L said, staring up at Light's angry face.

"THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO INTRUDE ON MY SHOWER!" Light yelled and spat in L's face.

"But it was so very entertaining. Maybe your career should be as an exotic dancer instead of a detective?" L smiled, feeding the fire.

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR SNIDE COMMENTS." He pushed down L's arms more.

"Hey, I'd pay an exorbitant amount of money to see that again." L spoke sarcastically.

And this is where the nude and infuriated Light punched our dear old L square in the face.

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Rofl, I think that would be hilarious/hot to witness and I would probably react just as L did.

More random story things with LxLight in the chapters to come?