20 things James should never say to Kerry.
1. Give us a feel of the melons.
2. I'm gay.
3. Dana's pregnant with my kid.
4. I'm in labour.
5. Come on! I need to release.
6. I want a divorce.
7. You should shut the hell up!
8. Bitch.
9. DID YOU SCREW BRUCE?!?!
10. I slept with Kyle.
11. I'm becoming a historian.
12. Can I borrow a bra?
13. Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.
14. Like my skirt?
15. You sexy thing.
16. I wanna make love in this club.
17. Kerry's a whore.
18. Sluts don't get paid. You do.
19. I want to have an open relationship
20. I got my auntie flow's letter.