20 things Lauren should NOT say to James

by st.als.twilighters

does what it says in the name.

20 things Lauren should NOT say to James.

1. I'm Pregnant.

2. Bruce is the dad.

3. Or maybe its Mac.

4. I'm gay.

5. I'm getting married to Kerry.

6. Dana is a good screw.

7. I'm getting a dick implant.

8. Fuck me?

9. Nice dick, bit small though, Rat's is bigger.

10. I'm a pornstar.

11. Mr. Large fits large johnnies.

12. I licked him like a lollypop.

13. I'm a womanizer.

14. I will be ........a ma-an!

15.I am a dominatrix.

16. I spread my legs.

17. Mom had a bushy ass.

18. You and Kyle looked SO hot last night. Never thought you'd get buggered.

19. Poof!!

20. Don't you just LOVE dildos.