I'm still writing another story other than this one, but that one is getting boring to me even though I am writing a rape scene. *shrug*

I want you all to know before I start the story that I sometimes get bored and even if I do I still finish the story.

My friends think I have ADD. BUT we won't go there.

Also Ayase is my love, if you don't know who he is ask, if you don't ask you don't get to know, although there is a hint in this chapter. If you guess right I'll give you cookies!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, you know that. I also do not own Ayase, *cry*

Warnings: I don't give warnings so know this is yaoi

That's all you'll get.

Inspiration: We were learning about evolution in biology class, we just finished the fossils section and are working on the embryo thing.

WHY DO WE LOOK SO MUCH LIKE MONKEYS????

WHY NOT CATS?????

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Summary: I'm not giving you this either (I know I'm mean) but it's sasunaru and possibly one-sided oronaru, possibly rape, probably

Sasuke's rich Naruto's a freak of nature, they fall in love, people are after Naruto, the usual.

WOW I just wrote a whole page of A/N

Don't worry there will be hardly any in the other chaps, I just wanted you guys to know some things first!!!

STORY TIME!!!!

Sasuke Uchiha, a rich business man, walked into Evolution Inc ready to be bored out of his mind.

Sasuke was walking down a narrow hallway to the president's office (1). Even Sasuke had to admit that this building was HUGE! It may even be bigger than his company.

He now stood outside the office door; everything in the building he's seen so far has been bleak and dull.

The president's office was no different. A plain gray desk, it looked unoccupied for the most part; there was even dust gathering in the corners.

"Mr. Uchiha." Sasuke turned around at the sound of his name.

"Yes." He said in a polite tone.

"I am the president of Evolution Inc, Kuno Tsuka (2). It is a pleasure to meet you." He held out his hand and Sasuke shook it.

"You can call me Kuno though." He smiled a warm smile, not one you would expect to see in such a boring office.

"Then you may call me Sasuke." Sasuke smiled also but not a warm smile, more of a businessy smile.

Kuno had insisted on giving Sasuke a tour of Evolutions Inc.

"I'm hoping that you'll agree to donate money to my company Sasuke. You would have full rights to come anytime you'd like, of course."

"Of course." Sasuke stated, "If your company is something worth donating to. (3)"

"Yes." Kuno said with a worried look.

Sasuke had seen the fish, the cats and the reptiles, but he hadn't seen anything interesting. The company shows how animals evolved and is working on forcing them to evolve further (4).

Of course anyone would be amazed and his father would want to be the first to donate, but Sasuke was actually very bored.

"Sasuke, this is Orochimaru, he is in charge of teaching the animals and making them more capable, physically and mentally." Kuno said proudly.

"Really?" Sasuke asked looking at the man in front of him. He looked like a snake, hell; he could pass as one of the animals. "It's a pleasure."

"Yes it is." Orochimaru said grinning.

Sasuke look through all the windows as he explored by himself.

Then something caught his eye.

Orochimaru was working with the fish, but there was someone with him, who was swimming in the water with the animals. Faster than most of the fish the boy swam laps; only to stop and play with the surrounding fish when they passed by. He looked so happy.

Orochimaru then scolded him and must have told the boy to get out of the water because the boy did just that.

Sasuke stared in awe at the boy as he got out of the water, blonde hair dripping wet that spiked everywhere. Tan skin that was to beautiful to be humanly possible. And blue eyes like the sky.

Sasuke stood there staring for a moment before he realized that the boy was staring back at him.

Suddenly Sasuke was tapped on the shoulder, "Is everything to your liking?" It was Kuno.

"Yes, Kuno, who is that?" He pointed to the perfect boy.

"That's Naruto, Orochimaru's new assistant." He said with a cheesy smile on his face, Sasuke didn't notice, he stopped listening after he heard the blonde's name.

"Oh," Sasuke said, "yes, we'll be donating to your company." Kuno's face lit up, but Sasuke didn't care about the donations, he only cared about one thing

Naruto

(1) No not Obama's (I wish)

(2) Kuno- It's how I kept pronouncing Kanou's name by accident. I don't know why.

(3) Come on! All Uchiha's have to be bastards at one point! Should I have explained why Sasuke was there earlier???

(4) No Sasuke doesn't care about animal cruelty.

Guys what should I name Sasuke's company, I really don't care, first person to give me one, that's it! I'll also give them cookies!!!

Also I used my new multicolored pens to write this in my notebook!!!!! (I know I'm weird)

Another cookie opportunity!! Who can tell me the difference between then and than, I always seem to get them mixed up.

Japanese word of the day () I make this up

AIRASHII (ADJ) - AMIABLE/ CAPTIVATING

YAY!!!