The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

Hey Ron!

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

U bastard!

The-MAN-Who-Lifedsays:

What?

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

how could you? Your supposed to be my Best Mate!

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

What did i do?

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

What did you do? You screwed my wife!

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

SHIT HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

You screwed her in MY house, in MY bed! Oh course I fuckin' found out!

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

What Now!?!?! You to scared to admit that you were going to do it again?

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

OH SHIT!

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

Come on mate! Why'd ya do it? Why did you sleep with Mione?

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

We were drunk

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

so? I've been drunk 'round Gin' do you see me banging her?

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

No you were away we were drunk and high

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

You were high? You are a fuckin' auror! You're Not supposed to get high! And that doesn't excuse what you did!

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

DRUGS NEVER TAKE THEM

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

Wtf?

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

NEVER DO DRUGS RON GINNY IS HURTING ME SHES CHEATING! SHIT -cries-

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

With who?

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

LUNA FUCKING LOVEGOOD I NEVER KNEW THAT THEY WERE LESIES

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

I......Mate...........

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

You still shouldn't of slept with 'Mione

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

sorry

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

You should be!

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

FUCK SAKE!

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

By the why mate......I forgot to tell ya..... April Fools!

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

Shit

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

Yup.....'Mione and I learned this spell

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

what spell?

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

It makes you think that something happened

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

for example, Gin' isn't cheating

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

she was in on it!

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

You didn't didn't sleep with 'Mione,

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

Good

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

you slept with Gin' who took a polyjuice potion to look like 'Mione

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

huh?

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

so basically, you still have the hots for my wife! (Bastard)

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

FUCK!

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

Yup!

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

I mean, you always get us

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

It was our turn to get you!

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

We also planned for you to think I was gay

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

hence my username

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

GO FUCK YOUR H- WIFE

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

But that didn't work.....

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

I'm banging her right Now, shes the one typing as its doggy style

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

SHIT!!

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

Yup. Hiya Harry! Did you like my body?

The-MAN-Who-Lifed says:

YES!!!! WAIT !!!! OH DOESN'T MATTER!!!!

Rat's Are Hotness!! says:

lol GTG