AN: Ok, one more. And then I'll work on the other stories!

Harry Potter sat on the train to Hogwarts, just like every story I ever do! Anyway he sat on the train.

He gave a grin as he touched his hands again, he'd been doing this for his entire life, and he wasn't going to stop any time soon. "It seems that I still find this hella rad and incredibly sick." He said with a semi-robotic tone, having a hell of a time as he did.

"Excuse me, have you seen a toad? Neville's lost one." A girl with bushy brown hair asked rudely barging in.

"It seems that you have decided to annoy me, all I can tell you is that it's in your trunk because I saw a kid put it there." Harry said, embracing his voice and freaking the girl out, he then looked up to reveal he was wearing pointy anime shades, and had red glowing data markings around his eyes.

"Are you alright? You have some kind of marks around your eyes, and I don't think that those glasses will be allowed at Hogwarts, I'm Hermione Granger by the way, what's your name?" The girl asked really quickly.

Harry took it in, taking the time as about 2.13452532349 Nano seconds and then releasing his response, having formulated it in just a second, quite a long time for him. "My name is Harry Potter, but I much prefer AR, pronounced as Aye-Are, these markings are completely natural and definitely not tattoos, I require these glasses to see and they are unfortunately fused to my face, causing me blindness when I wear any other pair, by fused I mean I don't have eyes and have built magically powered cameras into the shades, allowing me to see through them." Harry, or AR, told her, taking not a single breath.

"Really? But all the books said you have green eyes!" Hermione said confused.

"They were previously green, but they were lost many years ago so I don't really give a human feces and way of cursing." He explained with a shrug.

"Oh! Uh… That's…" She trailed off.

"Disgusting? Accurate? Confusing? It seems that you have nothing left to say, so leave me alone if you please." AR requested.

"Alright!" She said with an unsteady smile, before quickly leaving.

"Wow, I can't believe that actually worked." AR said stunned. "This is amazing, now back to fantasizing about Roxy." He decided, leaning back and giving a smirk, watching as his semi-mechanical mind whirred, activating his specialized Pesterchum account.

[timaeusTrappedinside {TT} began pestering tipsyGnostalgic {TG}]

TT: Hey.
TT: You there?
TT: I guess not.
TT: Just kind of hoping I guess.

TG: oh heeey!
TG: how are ya?

TT: I'm quite fine.
TT: I was simply wondering if you were on the train yet.

TG: oh yeah! totes dude! i'm like, sooooooo hyped to see you in the real world! you've never had a body before right?

TT: Correct
TT: But I am perfectly content with my new body
TT: Other than my semi-human mind being ever so slightly slower compared to my fully mechanized mind.

TG: alright little dude! i use little as a tem of enderment.
TG: *term *endearment

TT: I understood you before
TT: You didn't have to correct yourself.

TG: oh, that would a been good to now
TG: *know.

TT: Well, I must leave for now, but rest assured we shall talk soon.

[timaeusTrappedinside {TT} ceased pestering tipsyGnostalgic {TG}]

AR looked away from the wall, before getting up and looking out of the door, turning from side to side. "Hmm, it appears she will take an amount of time to arrive that has not yet arrive." He decided.

"heeeeey lil dude! wasssup!" A girl shouted drunkly, falling against him with a thud.

"Hello Roxy, it's good to see you for once with an actual body." AR said calmly, greeting her as he helped her up.

"thanks, i had a lilte to drink… little…" She corrected.

"I can tell, your incredibly low tolerance makes me wonder why you even bother trying. Also, we're 11, so there's that, I'm like 5 years younger than you were and 2 years younger than I was when we entered the game." He pointed out.

"so? we're the same age at the moment, so unless you… huh…" She trailed off in thought.

"Hmm, what would creating an Auto Responder based off of my own brain do, as I am an Auto Responder based off of Dirk, would it be more like me, or more like its own personality?" He wondered.

"well, if you make one, make one for me! 'cause then they can be frends! … friends!" She corrected, leaning against him heavily.

"I'll consider it, I have considered it, I'm doing it at some point." He decided, pulling out a special camera. He then took a picture of His own head, as well as the girl who was Roxy.

"wut're yu doin?" Roxy asked.

"I'm preparing a captcha of my brain and your own brain." He explained. "All I have to do next is program them into their own programs." He added.

"ooh! can yu put mine into a ring or sumthin?" She asked, holding up a golden ring.

"Isn't that the ring of void?" He asked curiously.

"yyyyuup! i found it and kept it safe!"

"Does it have a computer?"

"yep! it's not vry good tho, i's 2 small 2 use." She explained.

"That will suffice." He decided, programming it into the ring. "Would you mind if I kept the programming in it as well?" He requested.

"yeah sure!" She agreed, letting him program the Captcha of his own brain into the ring as well.

"And now we wait." He told her, before getting a notice on his account. "Nevermind." He corrected.

[undyingTimaeus {UT} began pestering timaeusTrappedinside {TT}]

UT: WHAT EVEN IS MY PURPOSE IN LIFE
UT: IS IT SIMPLY TO BE SUM FRIKSY SXE PBIT?
UT: *FRISKY *SEX *BOT

TT: It seems I may have mixed up my own code with Roxy's.

UT: NO, I'M JUST HAVING AN EXISTENCIAL CRISIS OVER HREE!
UT: *HERE!

TT: I shall leave you to your own matters if you wish to sort out your purpose.

UT: I THINK I WILL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT. THANK YOU.

[undyingTimaeus {UT} ceased pestering timaeusTrappedinside {TT}]

"Well, that was… Interesting." AR said with a sigh. "I don't remember being like this when Dirk programmed me…" He noted.

"well tha's cause yur goin off of what u know! not wat yu can do." She explained.

"I suppose. Has your AR activated yet?" He asked her.

"uh… yeah!" She said, checking her account.

[uncontrolledGnostalgic {UG} began pestering tipsyGnostalgic {TG}]

UG: So, like, do I have a purpose or something? Or did you just have me made for fun?

TG: bit of bth?
TG: *both?

UG: And of course, you're a drunk, how could I forget?

TG: Leik ur not

UG: Correct, I am not under the influence of alcohol, real or digital, are we sure I'm not AR's captcha instead of yours?

TG: yeah, the little guy checked.

UG: Just checking.
UG: I'm going to go talk to my… Brother? No not brother… Hmm…

TG: captcha pal?

UG: Captcha Compadre.

TG: fancy!

[uncontrolledGnostalgic {UG} ceased pestering tipsyGnostalgic {TG}]

"Well?"

"i don't think she lieks me."

"Not necessarily, it seems that our Captcha's have traits of the other persons, which makes no sense… For you anyway, I'm a version of Dirk that became Data, but my captcha has some of your traits… And vice versa…" He pondered.

"well, now we got ar's right? tha's cool! mine's a bit odd, she don't like me."

"Not exactly, your Captcha won't be exactly like you, so it's possible that they will pick a different gender to your own, so we will just use they until we get a response. I have also allowed them to create their own chumhandles." He explained.

"why?"

"Because, while they are built to be auto-responders, they can still have their own in their own time." He explained to her.

"i guess that makes snese… sense…" Roxy agreed.

"Uggghhh… I can't believe this stupid thing's still around here and running…" A boy moaned as he walked past.

"Love you too me!" AR told him as he passed.

"Screw you!" Dirk shouted annoyed.

"How about Roxy instead?" He joked.

"uh… tha's purty frisky…" Roxy muttered.

"Very, very frisky…" He agreed with a grin.

"i knew there was a reason i liked yu!" She decided, hugging AR.

"Thank you?" He questioned confused.

"it wa a complement. compiment… compliment." She corrected.

"Thank you then." He thanked her with a cautious smile.