SPN Drabble Challenge
Prompt: Lean
Words: 222
Disclaimer: I think this proves I don't own the show, or the Winchesters.
A/N: A last minute, terribly non-Canon drabble set around season 2, inspired by one of my fave behind-the-scene J2 moments ;)
• STAGE FRIGHT •
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"Young, pretty fellas like you won't need a lick-a talent to be a success. You just get out there swinging, and I'm sure the rest'll come naturally..."
An inappropriate wink.
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"Dean... I don't think I can do this."
"We've got to Sammy. I don't want to do this anymore than you do, but you said yourself, the spirit only appears during a show. Besides... I don't think there's a snowball's chance that manager'll hire us for anything else."
"Dean-"
"Look. We just get out there long enough for the spirit to appear. We kill it, and we're gone. No undressing necessary."
"But, can't we just, you know, burn it?"
"We gotta be sure, don't we?..."
"Ladies... please welcome our new, lean, working class boys, not afraid to please with a little tease: Jeeean and Ace!"
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Fifteen minutes later, after setting the stage on fire, traumatizing two unlucky women, and losing more than just their shirt, Sam and Dean bolted through the club exit, clothes in hand.
"Go, go, go!... Get in the car, Sam!"
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"Now, we can add arson to our growing list of felonies."
"I honestly don't know how the hell we get ourselves into these situations."
"Let's just chalk to it up to being cursed."
"Heh. All things considered though, it could've been a lot worse."
"Dean... I'll pretend I didn't hear you say that."