I wrote this sometime in 2008.
Reviews and feedback are much appreciated!
*Alice and Bella return from a day of shopping. And Bella is unusually happy and energetic.*
Edward: "Alice, did you give Bella coffee?"
Alice: "Well…..a little. She wasn't being very cooperative about shopping."
Edward: "Two cups is NOT a little, Alice."
Alice: "It is compared to what I had…"
Edward: "Alice you didn't."
Alice: "OH YES EDWARD YES! I DID IT, HAHA!"
*Edward backs away from Alice.*
Edward: "Carlisle! Alice ate 'You know what'! "
*Carlisle enters the room*
Carlisle: "How many Alice?"
Alice: "Only a couple, Carlisle."
*Alice innocently at Carlisle.*
Edward: "Five."
Carlisle: "ALICE!"
Alice: "WEE!"
Carlisle: "Oh no."
Alice: "BELLA! LET'S GO SHOPPING AGAIN!"
Edward: "You just got home from shopping."
Bella: "I DON'T CARE EDWARD! ALICE LET'S GO!"
Edward: "Bella, you hate shopping."
Bella: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT EDWARD? I LOVE SHOPPING! AND I LOVE YOU EDWARD!"
*Alice grabs Bella's hand.*
Alice: "LET'S GO BELLA!"
*Edward and Carlisle block the door.*
Carlisle: "No. Neither of you are going anywhere until you calm down."
Alice: "WE HAVE A BACK DOOR, HAHA!"
*Edward goes and blocks it. Alice picks Bella up.*
Alice: "NO I MEAN THIS ONE!"
*Alice jumps through the glass wall, backward, to protect Bella, and runs away!*
Edward: "ALICE YOU-"
*Alice pops back up in front of Edward, still holding Bella.*
Alice: "I LIED EDWARD! HA! I REALLY HAD SEVEN! MUHAHA! I DRANK THE BLOOD OF SEVEN HUMMINGBIRDS! AND BELLA HAD FOUR CUPS OF COFFEE WITH EXTRA SHOTS!"
*Alice runs screaming and laughing away with Bella.*
Edward: "Carlisle….What do we DO?"
Carlisle: "Why would Alice do this?"
*Esme enters the room.*
Esme: "What's going on?"
Edward: *Seriously.* "Alice."
Esme: "No."
Edward: "Seven."
Esme: *In shock.* NO!
Edward: "And she gave Bella coffee, four cups."
Carlisle: "Where are Rose and Emmett?"
Rosalie: "Right here."
Edward: "Alice. Seven."
Rosalie: "I swear if she blows our cover-"
Edward: "She has Bella."
Rosalie: "So why are you still here?"
Edward: "She gave Bella coffee."
Emmett: "What was she thinking?"
Carlisle: "No good can come of this. We need to find them."
Jasper: "Find who?"
*All stare at Jasper.*
Jasper: "She didn't."
Everyone: "She did."