Chapter 1

"Are you sure this will work?" Mordecai turned to the raccoon, uncertainty in his tone.

Rigby waved a hand in front of his face. "Psshh sure dude. This is like the safest thing we've ever done"

"Dude, I'm about to jump off a roof with nothing to keep me upright except 2 cardboard 'wings' stuck with tape."

"Your point being?" Rigby asked with a shrug.

Mordecai frowned. "My point being...this is totally not the safest thing we've ever done"

"And?"

Mordecai sighed. "You really wanted to choose this to do on out lunch break? Couldn't you have picked cart skating?"

"Dude, remember, Benson took away our cart privileges after that 'accident'?"

Mordecai nodded. "Yeah, I remember. That sucked. But we could of done something else. Like video games?"

Rigby smiled and nudged Mordecai. "But, dude, this is better than video games. It's real life. I remember you saying you've always wanted to fly?"

"Well, yeah, but I was kidding. Wasn't I half asleep when I said that. Like, in a dream?"

"I don't know man. But I set you up with this. So you could live your dream."

Mordecai stared at Rigby. "I was kidding. It was a joke. I didn't want to fly."

Rigby ignored Mordecai, instead looking at his watch. "Well dude, you got about a minute till our break finishes and if you don't do it, then I'm either gonna push you or you'll be a chicken for the rest of your life. Your choice." To prove his point, Rigby put an arm out, acting to push Mordecai off the roof.

Mordecai caught a glance at Rigbys watch to see he was right. He looked down at the ground with pure panic. "I'd rather be called a chicken than do this and possibly die."

He could hear disappointment in Rigbys voice. "But wouldn't you rather face your dream"

"It's called face your fear."

"Whatever. Well do you want to get your dream or not?"

Mordecai looked from Rigbys smug smile to the ground, panic shaking his body. He swallowed. Doing this was the last thing on his mind.

"10 seconds dude. Hurry up."

He took one last glance at Rigby before jumping off the roof. The wings managed to keep him in the air for about a second, but it was a great second. Mordecai smiled. But the smile dropped when he did. Rigby heard a loud thump, and scrambled to the edge of the roof to see Mordecai laying on the ground, cardboard wings crushed. He could see no blood thank goodness, but Mordecai hadn't moved. But he could see him breathing. Rigby wiped sweat off his forward then glanced up when he heard footsteps.

Benson was holding a clipboard, frowning. He was walking towards the two, unknown to their 'idea' for their lunch break. So it came as a complete shock when he saw Mordecai laying on the ground. He ran over and knelt next to the blue jay, placing his hand on his neck, trying to finds pulse. He glanced up and his frown deepened when he saw Rigbys scared face looking down at him.

"What did you idiots do this time?" Benson asked angrily.

Rigby turned around and clung off the roof. He dropped on the grass then stood next to Benson with fear. "I was just teaching Mordecai how to fly"

"Fly? Don't you know he cant fly?"

"That's why we used cardboard and tape." He pointed at the crumpled 'wings' and torn tape.

Benson sighed irritably then looked back at Mordecai. "Ok, I've found a pulse. Mordecais still alive. But he's just unconscious. We just need to take him to the hospital where the doctors will check him out and we'll go from there." He took out a cellphone and dialed the number. A woman picked up on the other end. Benson answered each question as calmly as he could, though it was hard when he had an unconscious employee in the front yard. Benson snapped the phone shut with a grim smile. "The ambulance will be here in a few minutes. We just need to wait with Mordecai incase he wakes up. I'll call the rest of the guys when we get to the hospital." Rigby nodded then looked at Mordecai. He put a hand on Mordecai's arm. Benson and him sat in worried silence till the ambulance arrived. They both stood up as two men got out with a stretcher and lay it on the grass. They both lifted Mordecai up, gently placed him on the stretcher, and carried it back to the truck. They shut the door then one of the men turned to the both of them while the other man went to the front of the ambulance and got in the front seat.

"Which one of you is closest to him?" The man had a kind voice, calm and collected.

Rigby put his hand up. "Me Sir"

"Get in the back of the truck." He pointed behind him at the back doors.

Rigby bounded up and got in, half excited, half worried.

Benson stepped forward as the man turned to go. "Can I go?"

"Do you know him?"

"I'm his boss Sir"

The man considered this for a moment, irritating Benson. Finally, he pointed behind him. "Get in the back of the truck."

Benson smiled as he walked over and jumped in. The man closed the doors, then went to the front and got in the passenger seat. A loud siren could be heard above Benson and Rigby. The ambulance gave a sudden lurch as they began their long journey to the hospital.

*sigh*

I'm so full of awesome ideas. Too bad I've got fricken reviews saying 'update soon' to basically every RS story I've written. Bout...a lot!

*sigh* I'll update this soon, probably

Dont annoy me if I don't. I have exams next week guys. College sucks