Written for the guys over at the Supernatural page on facebook when, during one of our many, many rambling arguments I admitted that I do, in fact, write for a soap opera. Of course, this silly, silly little piece is the result. Note: I can be funnier if I want to...

A Supernatural Soap Opera

Hospital room – night int

dean winchester (brooding, handsome, late 20's) stands watch by his brother's (sam winchester - pouty, handsome, mid-20's) bedside as dr. cox delivers the bad news.

dr. cox

I'm afraid your brother suffered a severe case of sub-cranial damage due to the unlikely length of his spine, Mr Winchester.

dean

Is there anything I can do, Doc? I mean… he's my… he's my…

(chokes up, grasps sam's hand, nearly dislodging the iv)

He's my brother.

dr. cox

We can keep him comfortable. Monitor his progress, but beyond that…

dr. cox shrugs, in sympathy, exits. dean looks down at sam, tortured.

dean

Dammit, Sammy! Why'd you have to let her…? Why'd you…?

unable to contain his emotions, dean marches toward the end of the bed. close-up on dean's face as anger bubbles to the surface.

dean

Ruby… I swear… I don't care how long it takes! Wherever you are… however you try to hide… I'll find you!

(emotions erupting)

You hear me?! I'll find…!

he's cut off when the door opens and a gruffly determined ruby barges in.

ruby

Sam!

dean

You!

slam shots of their expressions as these two enemies square off. Dramatic music plays.

ruby

What happened?

dean

Don't even start! You know exactly what happened!

ruby

The doctor said it had something to do with his spine!

dean

And we all know you made him strain his spinal cord when you forced him to pull demons! Admit it!

ruby

No! You've got it all wrong! I wouldn't do that to him!

dean

Enough! Enough lies!

ruby

Dean, I swear, I wouldn't! Sam is… Sam is…

(excruciatingly long pause)

Dean… Sam's my twin brother.

slam shot on dean, gasping in utter shock. suddenly, sam jerks up in bed, gasping for air.

ruby

Sam!

they rush to his side.

dean

Sam? Sammy, are you okay?

sam looks from one to the other, dazed and confused.

sam

I… Wha…?

dean

It's okay. It's okay… take it easy…

sam

Who…? Who are you…? Who am I?

dean and ruby lock eyes, shocked – oh, my god! he's got amnesia!

end scene.