A/N: Hey! I love the idea of a Harry Potter soap opera so I'm going to write one. Actually, it's not really a soap opera, it's a parody of the typical teen soap opera like Dawson's Creek. No offense was meant to DC or anything, ok? So don't sue me for making fun of your show. Actually, there's no relevance between DC and Harry's Creek except that in HC there's a creek behind Hogwarts. That's it though. There are a lot of characters, so I've divided them into major and minor characters. I have yet to give the teachers characters, so these are just the students. Well, enjoy!

On the WB (Wizards Broadcasting) New Wednesday Night: At 8:00- the pilot of the new drama, Harry's Creek. Love, danger, and hate awaits a English boarding school. From the producers of Buffy the Muggle Slayer and 7th Hogwarts.

Then at nine: a new Roswell. Alien Max Evens and muggle Liz Parker are faced with yet another reason to keep them apart, then the gang goes on yet another escapade to find out who the aliens are.

And now, Harry's Creek.

Harry's Creek Cheat Sheet!

Main Characters (In alphabetical order)

*Brown, Lavender- 6th year, Gryffindor. Lavender is very spoiled, selfish and immature. She has a love/hate relationship with Ron. One week, they're going out, the next they've broken up.

*Chang, Cho- 7th year, Ravenclaw. Cho is the kind of girl the men love and women hate. She is by far the prettiest girl at Hogwarts so all the guys want to date her. She is downright mean and cold. She's dating Harry currently, not because she likes him but for his fame and popularity.

*Granger, Hermione- 6th year, Gryffindor. Hermione is brilliant, slightly bossy, uptight, and hates to break the rules. She's a perfectionist. She's become very pretty in the last few years, but not a knockout. She's kind of going out with Ernie Macmillan, but really isn't committing because she's in love with Harry.

*Malfoy, Draco- 6th year, Slytherin. He's mean, spoiled rotten, and will do anything is his power to annoy the Gryffindors, especially Harry, Ron, Hermione.

*Potter, Harry- 6th year, Gryffindor. Harry is kind of naïve and doesn't realize how Cho takes advantage of him. He's determined, brave, and smart.

*Weasley, Ginny- 5th year, Gryffindor. Ginny is very sweet and naïve. She's become very pretty. She's basically gotten over her obsession with Harry, but the fact that he did not like her back did not leave her with much self-confidence. She is constantly strung along by both Seamus and Dean.

*Weasley, Ron- 6th year, Gryffindor. Ron is pretty nice, with a very hot temper. He thinks he's in love with Lavender but cannot stand how selfish she is. He sometimes goes out with Hannah when he breaks up with Lavender. Ron is very mad with Seamus and Dean about the way they treat Ginny and is continuously in fights.

Minor Characters (In alphabetical order)

*Abbot, Hannah- 6th year, Hufflepuff. She's nice, kind, and sometimes goes out with Ron. She really likes Terry Boot though.

*Boot, Terry- 6th year, Ravenclaw. Knows Hannah likes him and uses her for it.

*Crabbe- 6th year, Slytherin. Stupid Malfoy sidekick.

*Finnigan, Seamus- 6th year, Gryffindor. Full of himself, uses Ginny.

*Finch-Fletchley, Justin- 6th year, Hufflepuff. Really nice, but really immature. He really likes Hermione.

*Goyle- 6th year, Slytherin. Another Stupid Malfoy sidekick

*Longbottom, Neville- 6th year, Gryffindor. Neville is really nice but a bit forgetful.

*Macmillan, Ernie- 6th year, Hufflepuff. He's dating Hermione, but is secretly in love with Alison Pratts.

*Parkinson, Pansy- 6th year, Slytherin. Pansy is in love with Draco.

*Patil, Parvati- 6th year, Gryffindor. Parvati is Lavender's sidekick.

*Peterson, Michael- 5th year, Gryffindor. One of Ginny's best friends.

*Pratts, Alison- 7th year, Ravenclaw. Cho's evil sidekick. She's really pretty too, but not quite as evil, but she comes close.

*Thomas, Dean- 6th year, Gryffindor. Pressured into using Ginny by Seamus, but really and truly likes her.

*Vaca, Alexis- 5th year, Gryffindor. One of Ginny's best friends.

Me: Got that? Good. Now back to the show.

(Opening credits: A Quidditch match with "I don't want to wait" by Paula Cole" in the background.)

The Gryffindor common room was full of people. Hermione was sitting by the fire reading in her Charms book, Ron was in a corner fighting with Lavender, Harry was off at Quidditch practice, and Ginny was sitting down on the couch trying to do homework with Seamus flirting with her. Just another Monday night. The weekend had gone quickly, especially with their trip to Hogsmeade. Their classes had dragged on for longer than humanly possible. Everyone was exhausted, even their teachers. Hagrid had let them out fifteen minutes early just to be rid of them. Hermione put down her book and tried to eavesdrop Ron and Lavender's argument, but the two had lowered their voices. Bored, Hermione wandered over to Ginny.

"Hey Ginny," Hermione greeted Ginny.

"Hey," Ginny answered, without looking up from her book. Hermione leaned in to see what it was. Diviniation. Hermione was so glad that she had dropped that class her third year. Actually, sometimes she wished she still took it. It would be nice to read people's minds sometimes.

"How are you?" Hermione asked.

"I'm great!" came a voice behind Hermione. She jumped out of her seat in surprise.

"Harry!" she cried. "You scared me!"

"Sorry." He appologized. "What's up with Ron and Lavender? Are they fighting again?"

"Uh huh."

"I don't know why he puts up with her. He really could do better." Harry frowned.

"You're one to talk." Hermione snapped. Harry sighed.

"Herm, I know you don't like her, but really, it's none of your buisness what goes on between me and Cho."

"Then it's none of your buisness what goes on between Ron and Lavender is it?" Hermione glared at him. Harry sighed and gave up. Hermione didn't mean to be so mean, but it just annoyed her to death that Harry was going out with Cho.

"You guys are so funny," laughed Ginny. "I am going to miss you guys so much when you go off and leave me when I'm a seventh year."

"That's two years away Ginny," Hermione pointed out.

"Well, I think about the future a lot. What's going to happen to us?" Ginny thought out loud. Harry and Hermione were both taking a minute to think this over, when Ron stormed over to them.

"Can you believe her," Ron exclaimed. "Can you believe her? She wants me to take her to all these resteraunts and buy her all these things, and when I say I can't, she gets all huffy and breaks up with me!"

"For the billionth time," Harry commented with a grin.

"You are not funny," Ron said. "I'm just mad. Hey, Harry, when did you get in? How was practice?"

"Exhausting," Harry answered with a yawn. "I'm actually going to bed."

"Good night Harry," Hermione called out.

"I'm going too," Ron said and left.

"You really like him, don't you?" Ginny asked.

"Well, do you like Seamus or Dean?" Hermione asked.

"Yeah."

"Which one?"

"I really don't know Hermione. I'm going to bed too. I cannot get a straight answer out of you! Agh!" Ginny grinned and left.

Hermione looked around. The only other person in the common room was a crying Lavender. Hermione didn't feel like comforting her so she too went off to sleep.

Authors Note: Thanks for reading. This was kind of rushed, so sorry! I'll probably have part two out next week sometimes because I have a four day weekend next week! Oh yeah! If anyone has ideas for future episodes, PLEASE email me. When you review, DON'T FLAME ME!!! Everyone hates those. If you feel the need to be rude go yell outside but do NOT take your anger out on me. Ok, now for the disclaimer: Dawson's Creek, Roswell, Max Evens and Liz Parker are owned by the WB. They don't belong to me. Harry and Co. belongs to J.K. Rowling, Scholastic, and Bloomsbery. The only people who belong to me are Alison Pratts, Michael Peterson, and Alexis Vaca. I know this because I made them up.